I'm just gonna say it, you really ticked me the frick off. I wanted that victory royale so badly but you just couldn't fricking stop yourself. STOP ddosing my mums router, ENOUGH! Every time we are the last two off the battle bus you always ddos me to STEAL my win. Well I've had it up to hear with your shenanigans. My mum went to the police and told them all about your horseplay. Shouldn't be too long now until my boys in blue come knocking champ then no one will keep me from getting my #1 victory royale! Have fun wearing orange, pal

AK specialist

nice person

> creak open the door to my home gym
> cobwebs on the weights
> bats flying around
> organ music blasting on the speakers
yup... it's lifting time

Hey Mike! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Lang to get an A in gym? Haha classic. You always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at one. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavour. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Monday’s are the worst because my milk tastes normal and Fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.