Recent reviews by 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙎𝙝𝙞🖤

◾️ Luzia is a great character and the story was interesting,-
◾️ also the music & visuals were very entertaining -
◾️ even if not always following what is going on its easy to-
◾️ like the experience for the adventure alone!
◾️ its also fun to look around and explore -
◾️ but got a little lost in the ending -
◾️ though its ok for everything that this was.
◾️ i recommend for anyone who like adventure exploring and story

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Mmmmmmm... Bread Rolls.....

It's like a dating game, except you have more chances to get killed than laid

10/10 Realistic.

T-Shirt Launcher.

meh not for me, but it has some cool enemy designs, death is cool and if you like stripper poles its good too
couldnt get hooked on the gameplay however the presentation of the game is superb!
id recommend it if you into dark souls but dont have dark souls
hardest part was figuring out how to exit game but its R then all the way down in the list

<3

ITS FREE THO = recommended

-started a brawl before even having left the vault
-killed a farmer's only source for brahmin milk without them giving a dang about it
-twisted a lady's neck cus she wanted to talk to me so badly
-raided an entire fortress only to steal their guitar so i could play my favourite tune
-but dear god the bees, oh god the bees I NEED A FLAMETHROWER!!

was fun

76/10 west virginia WOOOOOOOO!!! 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤

Almir's Toaster: you wanna know how i got these marks? My owner, had... a new toaster, and some bread, and one night, he goes off crazier than usual. the bread gets the butter knife to defend itself, he doesnt like that.. not.. one.. bit.. so, me watching, he starts buttering the bread, laughing while he does it, he plugs me in, and he says "why so delicious?", he comes at me with the bread, "why so delicious?", he sticks the bread in my mouth, "lets make a toast out of this bread!"... and... ever since that day i've been trying to burn myself out but to no avail, the torment never ends, and the toasts will forever come...

I love the fact that you just casually fuel up some Mexican 🇲🇽 plane in a completely open space while the whole army is shooting at you

I purely wanted to see how the game ran and how it played, all that was fine.
But the prologue really didn't do it for me so I had to refund the game, it's not for everyone c:!
The gameplay is quite awkward and the combat was underwhelming.
The main reason I was interested in this game was because I've played Metal Gear Rising, Bayonetta and Devil May Cry.
But the thing that drives me away is the bullethell projectiles from all the enemies you encounter, because it felt very distant when you had to shoot them with your bot as it ruined some of the flow, especially when you had to aim with the bot while also trying to melee the actual source enemy. I did have a really hard time finding enjoyment in the bot you have with you because it deals good damage, can be spammed by holding down the shoot button and removed *a lot* of hack n slash feel to the game. Also the prologue is heavily linear and lacks story so it may feel like a poor introduction but the story will reveal itself overtime I guess. Mixing bullethell and hack n slash at the same time felt like they were trying too hard.

This game is mixed to me but it also feels more on the 'not recommended' side for me.
I'd probably recommend it on sale though since it's unique but it's not my style and that's understandable for a game like this ^^

Ryu Engine looks amazing
Kiryu looks amazing
Shimano uhh looks cute!
YOU look amazing
The fights look amazing
The animations look amazing
Walking up stairs is amazing
Walking into random buildings is amazing
Buildings without loading screens is amazing
Fighting in stores and restaurants is amazing
Taking selfies with your phone is amazing
Getting text messages from Kiwami Bob is amazing
But a map of the town in 3D? MOST AMAZING!!!!!!!!