Nobody calls me.. CHICKEN
Dastardly! Disturbing! Flipper Five Felonies?   United States
 
 
You'll never take me alive
Got a pretzel in each hand
:d2axe:How ya doin'?:d2axe:
Tommy Two Pretzels
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Turntoast 11 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05pm 
gg
malletb0y 11 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm 
-rep the fall of a nincompoop
Turntoast 10 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm 
no offense mate, nothin personal but you've got a salmon the size of me fist on your forehead
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Turntoast 4 Mar, 2024 @ 2:12am 
poop
Turntoast 4 Mar, 2024 @ 2:05am 
smuck yourself, hold the s, hold the m, replace both the s and the m with an f, sprinkle in a little bit of poo, it reads ♥♥♥♥♥ yourself (hold the first f)
malletb0y 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:26pm 
-rep. Wagged their nasty little finger in my face and reprimanded me for engaging in cuckoldry. Nonsense.