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34.7 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
I was sitting in my room one day, as you do. Who am I kidding.. As I did my daily routine of sitting in my room all day, I took a glance at the time. 1AM. I thought to myself, I am going to play some Baldur's Gate 3 for an hour.

Well nearly 31 hours later, it seems like the sun has come up and went down about 1400 times. My soul has been sucked out of me and was returned into the planes of BG3. 31 Years later and progress was still not made. I've probably got knocked down then got up again about 1402930 times. Rocky once said "...But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward." Well what he didn't tell us was that if you get one hit, you get stuck in a perpetual loop of healing and getting up again. Chumbawamba said it best with their rendition of a BG3 song:

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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195.7 hrs on record (171.9 hrs at review time)
There comes a time in life. A time where you must pack up your bags, carry your pan and drive from edge to edge. Only to find out that many a times, one man, one woman or multiple persons are in the house you are near. You have no option but to stick to the outer walls and stalk your prey. As time passes. Hours upon hours. Minutes upon minutes. You think to yourself, should I run? Should I wait? You decide none. You take your fully packed degree three backpack and your fully equipped AK straight through the front door and release your wrath upon everything around the enemy in front of you. Leaving him or her with not but 1 nor 2 scratches. You leave them with 40 well placed bullet holes in a silhouette of a human. No. Correction. 2 of those bullets strayed straight in their backs. Missing 90% of their bodies and hitting their pan. Good Game. Fight me at school.
Posted 10 March, 2018.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It was a 20 minute struggle to move across the invisible line of doom to click on the options button. I want to thank my mother, father, family, relatives, friends, and others who gave me a special chance to have my hearing defeaned. Rise of incarnates has opened my eyes to the struggles of which come with not being able to hit the quit game button either. Well done.
Posted 5 May, 2015.
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