Lulu
British Columbia, Canada
Rough road, long ride
Forever strong inside


What do I do? System architecture, networking, and security. No one in this house can touch me on that, but does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution. I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handling. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little smartphone, day after day. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under twelve seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company, that's what the ♥♥♥♥ I do.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ do you need a helper to feed you your breakfast in the morning? Do they need to put on a glove and pull the ♥♥♥♥ out of your ass because you're too retarded to do it yourself? These people are gaining access to controls in the game that they should not have access to, so they're hacking. Even if they're just using a pre-made client to do it, they're still hacking. The fact that you think scripting and hacking are two mutually exclusive things is a sign that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. How do you think people make these hacked clients? They write ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scripts to automate the process so that their users don't need to do the hard work every time. That's called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quality software, bud.
Rough road, long ride
Forever strong inside


What do I do? System architecture, networking, and security. No one in this house can touch me on that, but does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution. I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handling. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little smartphone, day after day. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under twelve seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company, that's what the ♥♥♥♥ I do.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ do you need a helper to feed you your breakfast in the morning? Do they need to put on a glove and pull the ♥♥♥♥ out of your ass because you're too retarded to do it yourself? These people are gaining access to controls in the game that they should not have access to, so they're hacking. Even if they're just using a pre-made client to do it, they're still hacking. The fact that you think scripting and hacking are two mutually exclusive things is a sign that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. How do you think people make these hacked clients? They write ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scripts to automate the process so that their users don't need to do the hard work every time. That's called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quality software, bud.
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Grakelv 9 Aug @ 12:23pm 
Precision kills
🔥Kazisho🧡 19 Jul @ 11:32am 
+rep hi there expanding my friends list to have someone to play with, I usually play evenings but games are better with friends
76561198013631869 27 May @ 1:25pm 
+rep expert player, can you add me?
76561199418543485 25 Apr @ 10:40am 
nice aug
tylerbrockettbooking 4 Apr @ 12:55pm 
Add me as friend
76561199417570206 5 Jan @ 5:51am 
let's win again!