Toad;Milk
Freak of nature
Up and coming vine star
Professional overweight man
Amateur MMA fighter
World #1 at Tekken 0.5 on the ATARI 64
Father of 6
Britain, beer, women, my kids. In that order
Recently Divorced (https://www.gov.uk/divorce)
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Reviews:
"Would buy milk from him again"
~Former Youtube Sensation and member of the PixelPiratez AdeptConcepts, Aka SquawkSaj
"2 Sex"
~Former Internet Icon and minecraft letsplayer TwinkleGTooth, Aka JustEri, Aka Icer
"He's Super Cool"
~Man wasting £9250 a year studying esports Caxx, Aka Thottimus Prime