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A review of sugar free gummy bears from Amazon:

I received a package of these colorful bears from my girlfriend.... IT WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE!!

Without suspecting a thing i consumed nearly half this of this bag at the movie theaters.. my stomach roared sounds i cannot exclaim, the demonic hell bears, called to Satan to say there internal damage was beginning to set in.. i told my girlfriend i was going to run to get some more popcorn, little did i know i would be held hostage for four hours by these terrorist entities. i waddled to the restroom only to find every stall occupied. " Get out i yelled"," Get the f*** out!" one stall opened, some one else had just had an evil entity leave their innards because the toilet was destroyed. I squat down and am just massacring this bowl, clearing the restroom. it felt like i was on my death bed, all i know is my girlfriend would never hear the end of this, i felt like i had nothing left but it kept coming... For hours. i decided i would just try to make it to the comfort of my house, i wiped and to my luck the toilet clogged and began to overflow... After blowing up a gas station restroom with somewhat nuclear warfare i returned to my house to be held PrisonerOFHellbearconsuption all night long in my bathroom, it was worldwar3.



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