Rumors are he's a resident of Spain, some say he's a truck driver by day and superhero by night. We don't know if any of this is true, we only know him, as The Stig('s Trucker Cousin)

bob the builder

boo! ...you didn't meow

good bloke <3

*holds hand up* stare motionless absorbing the gesture
HEAL YEAS *stumbles excitingly kicking my feet*
*grunting as we charge our hands with the meanest high five* *SMACK*
*point at each other* BRO
*rubbery handshake* *headbutt* *our hand meet gloriously again* *SMACK*
BROTHER
*chanting with our hands up in the air* WO
*mannly buttbutt rub*
*hit a two thumbs up* WOOOH
AYEEEEE *as we point at my truck key that i am holding with sheer joy and intense excitement*
*charging to leave the facility and conga our way into the truck* CONGA CONGA CONGAA

*gas piddle fully pressed down" FREEEDOOOOOM
*on our way we high five* *middle, up high, down low*
*crash into the lamp post and go in to rob a bank*
*laughing our way out with a bag full of money and a hand full of guns*
*on our way back to the facility gutting with laughter* *fist bump, front hand - back hand high five, twiddle our fingers up then down*
*we drive all the way to our meeting place inside the facility*
*hits the breaks* *we fly through the windshield and hit a backflip and land on our feet*
*high five* NICE