Tim Stonks
Richard   United States
 
 
Eldritch Business Boy from Beyond the Stars. Currently screaming into the void.

"I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams." - Lovecraft

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK:
I like eating raw mozerlla cheese so we have alot in common

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK:
Milk is the law

"i cant laugh or they'll notice im translating the communist manifesto into uwu" - Adalie

"I usually just sniff the ass - I'm watching my carbs" -Smacktics

"Wish my fingers were necks" - Skrave

1:49 PM - CAWCAWCAW: interestin to see these ancient artforms where they still use the old form of boipucci
1:50 PM - TheDayDude: that sentence you just said
1:50 PM - TheDayDude: i
1:50 PM - TheDayDude: rly hope aliens
1:50 PM - TheDayDude: find that sentence

6:11 PM - NoraPrime: jesus
6:11 PM - NoraPrime: a-are we just ants
6:11 PM - NoraPrime: but bigger
6:12 PM - TheDayDude: pretty much
6:12 PM - TheDayDude: we just use words instead of smells


lemon juice a la lemon juice
Serves 2
You will need:

130ml lemon juice

Instructions:

grill the lemon juice
saute the pasta
discard the pasta
melt the lemon juice
add the lemon juice to the saucepan

Yum.

"It's like that Nicholas Cage dating sim I used to play" - CAWCAWCAW

12:51 AM - Drakkar: there is saxual content

1:01 PM - The Dayman: red faction harambe
1:01 PM - The Dayman: i'm proud
1:01 PM - ShadowPrime: (in my tired state i forgot how to spell guerilla and only just now remembered, so i typed harambe)


** [Brown Eyes|Brown Hair...] runs off into teh Gunfire **
Adalie Harlock whispers "// omg, thank god he did"

6:49 PM - Mirkblood: http://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ ...
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: WLD U SUPPORT THAT?
6:49 PM - The Dayman: i
6:49 PM - The Dayman: am just gonna not open something with that url
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: o?
6:49 PM - The Dayman: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.files
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: i uh
6:49 PM - The Dayman: goat
6:49 PM - The Dayman: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:49 PM - The Dayman: .
6:49 PM - The Dayman: files
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: ya didnt even notice that tbh
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: its
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: nothing to do w/ goats
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: at all
6:49 PM - Mirkblood: or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:50 PM - Mirkblood: if that makes u feel better

1:43 PM - CAWCAWCAW: https://xenoversemods.com/mods/pregnant-vegeta/
2:07 PM - TheDayDude: i...
2:07 PM - TheDayDude: once again
2:07 PM - TheDayDude: do not
2:07 PM - TheDayDude: want to click on that url
2:07 PM - CAWCAWCAW: y


5:40 AM - CAWCAWCAW: CAW
5:40 AM - The Dayman: CAW
5:41 AM - CAWCAWCAW: CAW?
5:41 AM - The Dayman: caw
5:41 AM - CAWCAWCAW: CAWCAW CAW!
5:41 AM - The Dayman: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
5:41 AM - CAWCAWCAW: this is a conversation between two grown ass men

3:02 AM - TheDayDude: So I may have turned a cultist into a treasure map
3:02 AM - Drakkar: ?
3:02 AM - TheDayDude: Yeah..
3:02 AM - TheDayDude: He's a map now


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ShadowPrime 5 Aug, 2019 @ 7:14pm 
I have an Owc fetish, and I have since the age of 12, evew since I stawted pway the game sewies 'The Ewdew Scwowws' (and especiawwy the fifth game in the sewies).

I find Owcs to be the most sexuawwy awousing thing evew. I fantasise about being physicawwy fowced inside and having the Owc fowced inside me. I fanyatise about the stwonghowd wife - The fuw, the (possibwy wess-cwothed) spawwing.

I fantasise about typicaw femawe Owc - physicawwy imposing, independent and dominyating. Giant tusks and owaw sex with them. Of being physicawwy uvwpowewed and hewpwess to theiw advances, whiwe being smothewed, choked, etc.

I feew such attwaction to the ideaw of she-mawe Owcs, and I wuv the idea of being anyawwy penyetwated by a gweat gween dong whiwst stiww having a paiw to gwip on to.

The stwength of this fetish is vewy stwong, and I don't knyow if it is 'unheawthy' ow nyot?
ShadowPrime 4 Aug, 2019 @ 7:11pm 
x3 nuzzles! pisses on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your piss from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' pissy wissy-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to piss on me!
See me blow my bubbles in your toilet filled with pissy-wissy
ShadowPrime 16 Aug, 2018 @ 8:10pm 
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_***______SORRY FOR_____***_
_***_______GETTING_______***_
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DK 4 Aug, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
Arkadien 4 Aug, 2017 @ 7:14pm 
This man owns Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon and has never even bothered to install it. Shame him.
MACK BLASTER 7 Apr, 2017 @ 8:05pm 
aaa a creper don't let it blow u up !!!
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