Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME OFF

Scurries out of your mouth

This guy tried to commission me to draw his fursona farting on archduke ferdinand but i declined. he proceeded to get mad at me and send me photos of him crying and ♥♥♥♥ though he also accidentally sent a video of his feet but that's off topic. he keep messaging me trying to get his fursona drawn with various other historical figures and I don't know how i feel about it. i wouldn't recommend drawing this guys fursona unless you're a fan of history in an odd way but each to their own. Hes good at playing tf2 though so take that as you will though he will ask about fursona commissions mid match on voice chat.

this person will claw threw your air ducts and consume all the dry wall inside your house

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seccs man