This guy does not deserve a pay raise.

The peak of humanity. This man, No, This god amongst men is why we, as the human race, live. Through his sheer will he created us, breeding life into so many of the emotions we experience everyday. With a snap of his fingers he created us, and with another he can end it all.

Unknown to most, there is a tale of the day he lost his passion. The day he met Finley. At first they hit it off but after a few weeks of endless nights of love they fought. Fighting over who should have claim to the title 'daddy', Finley took off his collar and struck the god across the face, forever tainting their love to one another.
Ending; Finley had another victim, emerging victorious with yet another set of pots and pans.

gg Finley, gg.

+rep big floppa

+rep nice killer