Millions must cope with my DBD skillz, billions even

I am the Storm that will come like a flood of pain in my red sun over paradise and pull my devil trigger, because it's the only thing I know for real.
So why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night in my restless dreams I see that town...Silent Hill.
You promised me to take me there...in 7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you until you start protocol 10 to turn into a jill sandwich.
But not me, I never lost control, I only reach for the S.T.A.R.S, they are named Kos or some say Kosm but they never see it COMINNNNG. Even though I'm afraid it's been 9 years I never kept ya waiting huh? So I'm looking for my momma...uh I mean..my mother, just in the meantime, don't you dare go hollow. Because I know you were on my side, all along. After all I am the man who sold the world.
Just one question, what will we do with the drunken whaler? Should we call him deadweight and leave him alone for the hungry rats for dinner? Alone...I've always felt alone. My whole life I even once was an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee. It caught me off guard. No one catches me off guard although I know that there is no cow level you need to do me a favor...kill yourself. Or the entity hungers, you don't want that, you want the Yamato. Well, if you want it you have to come and take it.
Ah! you scared me! But sure go ahead Ares, destroy my enemies and my life is yours. Now I just have to sell the child to pocketcat but remember, no russian. Then I rule this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kingdom and you will be my ♥♥♥♥♥, that's cause I am' special. Not only S.P.E.C.I.A.L, I am the supreme patriach although I never asked for this. That's why I have two swords, one silver for animals and one steel for Amygdala, oh amygdala. Both are for Behemoth.
The powers of hell could already be on the move so don't believe Ondore's lies, you know it better, Basch lives!
Many of you will think every person here is a mental case. Well, jackpot! I want you to shoot me in the face, right in the face and if the jungle doesn't kill you, I will. FATALITY!
You see, I am not human, nor a machine, I am an idea, no SOLDIER but a professional, you cannot kill me, I am subhuman and I am here offering you my precious time and you waste it by running around. That's why you have to do a lot more leg work before I commit to any hip work. So DON'T touch me, just call me Shalashaska and call it a day. I mean, do you even know how much effort it is to create a Fleshpound? Of course not you are the seventh greatest lord after all!
These nightmarish creatures can be felled, they can be beaten, but only by the La.Li.Lu.Le.Lo and the TRUE Van Carstein.
Ah you are finally awake, looking cool joker! Mhm? What's that smell? Oh sweet blood of your son returning and bringing the destruction of olympus. Now their defence is broken, did you see that Rhaast?...Rhaast?
Oh I think I've become insane, the wonderland is destroyed, my mind ruined. THERE WAS A HOLE RIGHT HERE BUT IT'S GONE NOW. All of these voices inside of my head, blinding my sight in a curtain of red that's why I need healing or even a medic bag, but it's just bread. It's too late, the bomb has been planted, death to the MPLA with 1.21 Gigawatts baby! Requiescat in pace, you bastard!
But now ruin has come to our family. Standing here, I realize that 15.000 people used to live here...now it's a ghost town after the big wololol and a blazing star being born. Praise the sun!
Even Fatalis was beaten by the unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call. The fustration is getting bigger so I'm drifting in the ocean all alone while wondering "Where is everyone going? Bingo?"