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Recent reviews by Fent laced La Croix (adept)

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
841.4 hrs on record (807.5 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-Learned fluent Russian
-made 6$ on the market
Cons:
-Raised my blood pressure
-I beat my wife
-My kids are meth heads
-I am a newfound Racist
-I suffer from erectile dysfunction
-Have cancer
-sold my car to buy items

Ididthistomyself/10
Posted 8 December, 2014.
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146.4 hrs on record (120.9 hrs at review time)
Why is every song Johnny Guitar?
Posted 6 December, 2014. Last edited 23 September, 2020.
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44.5 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
10/10 would put vigor up rectum
Posted 6 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review funny
33.4 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
killed a zombie with a spoon,

10/10
Posted 30 November, 2014.
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15.9 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
99 red balloons/10
Posted 27 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
the combat is like Batman Arkham Asslump had a distant retarded cousin. When you drive a car its pretty much like you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cinderblock and all the other cars are filled with helium, the voice acting is cringy as hell. the story is completely uncompelling. One more thing, I understand this game revolves around hand to hand combat, but im almost 3 hours into the game. Why the hell dont I have a gun yet.

Pros:
Emma Stone and Lucy Liu.

9.5/10
Posted 3 November, 2014.
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9.6 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Saved Christmas as Hitler 10/10
Posted 25 October, 2014.
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2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
boring as ♥♥♥♥, I would rather watch Cameron Diaz fist Alec Baldwins earlobe than play this hunk of dooky
Posted 18 July, 2014.
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