• Title: Koi-Blessed Warden of the 12th Layer
• Alignment: Unaligned (and Unsupervised)
• Favorite Terrain: Bioluminescent Swamp
• Known For:
- Micromanaging doomed futures
- Friendly fire with spiritual undertones
- Tactical disobedience
- Whispering at ponds for strategic insight
• Current Mood: Orbital and damp
Entity: Unknown
Form: Moss-adjacent
Substrate: Lichen, starlight, caffeine
Directive:
- Expand
- Explode
- Apologize (optional)
Preferred Tools:
- Overthought logistics
- Friendly orbital debris
Companions:
- The koi (silent)
- The moss (vengeful)

"Beware the one who comes cloaked in spores and speaks of borders.
They will offer you peace, and then trip over a button labeled 'purge.'"
— Fragment 42a, translated poorly