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There was a gorilla on my roof!
I was just minding my own business, scrolling through my Facebook feed when I saw a notification pop up on my phone. It was a message from my landlord, asking me to come over and fix a leak on the roof.

I knew it wouldn't be a big deal, so I decided to take a quick break and head over to my landlord's house. When I got there, I saw a gorilla perched on the roof, dripping water onto the ground.

I was about to freak out when I saw the landlord walking up behind me. He explained that the gorilla was actually on the roof to catch the water that was leaking from the roof.

He told me that the gorilla was part of an experiment that was being conducted at the local zoo. Apparently, the zoo was having trouble finding an animal to act as a mascot for their new exhibit, and they came up with the idea to put a gorilla on the roof to catch the water.

The landlord told me that the gorilla was surprisingly good at catching the water, and that he was sure that the gorilla was real. I didn't believe him at first, but after I saw the gorilla catch the water myself