Hullo my friends and welcome to my steam profile page

I'm not a friendly guy who likes to play video games feel free to add me if ya wanna play some games or trade...... just kidding ♥♥♥ off child

Wanna trade? send an offer here or send in a trade request if im on
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=166566926&token=nv4hyL2A

Send a phishing link= Block + report simple

My emoticon collection:
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Revan was only 23 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life."
His elder Dragon hears him and calls him a silver scrublord.
He knows his elder is just jealous of his son's devotion to Gabe.
He calls him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into Revan's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case."
Gaben grabs Revan with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
Revan opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Revan's pockets.
It costs so much, but Revan does it for CS:GO.
Revan can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Revan wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Revan's computer with keys.
Revan opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all.

CS:GO is love...
CS:GO is life... 

Deck the halls with gasoline falalalalalalalala Light a match then run and scream falalalalalalalala Watch your school burn down to ashes falalalalalalalala Aren't you glad you played with matches falalalalalalalala