AB's Tootsie Roll
Joe
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Currently Online
Recent Activity
1,975 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jul
8.2 hrs on record
last played on 29 Jun
5.8 hrs on record
last played on 27 Jun
buschy 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:56pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
Redeem 18 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm 
buschy: This guy can't shoot
Redeem 17 Oct, 2024 @ 4:50pm 
Guy can shoot. Only took a few years to warm up.
buschy 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:38pm 
I'm telling you, Joey is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
shaney 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:52pm 
aim is also the problem
buschy 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:50pm 
aim isnt the issue, its the sitting and holding something for 1.5minutes , second he takes his crosshair off the angle, he gets tapped.