Hello there, ♥♥♥♥♥. I was told by the Department of Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥s that you would be able to turn my brother back into a gopher. See, my father ♥♥♥♥ed a gopher (because that's what we do in the South), and the gopher gave birth to my half-brother, Nathan. Nathan was also autistic and physically disabled; bearing three right legs, missing half of his left nostril, and his anal cavity does not work correctly. He was turned into a human by the Wicked ♥♥♥♥♥ of Tha Projectz, and along with his transformation came his deformities. He was a happy gopher and very high ranking in the Gopher National Army considering his incredible strength due to his deformities. I pray, ♥♥♥♥♥, that you are able to concoct a spell with the power to turn my brother back into his original form. Please, I will pay you every sheckle that my Jewish family has stolen. Have a nice day, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Hope you are doing okay bb. Miss you bud :(

Hope things have been going well Lust ; w ;

ham. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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