FADEDTHANAHO
FADEDTHANAHO
FADEDTHANAHO
FADEDTHANAHO
FADEDTHANAHO

Hey man lick my nuts

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room.

Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ♥♥♥♥, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my ♥♥♥♥? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ♥♥♥♥" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ♥♥♥♥." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ♥♥♥♥, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ♥♥♥♥. What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail.

A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ♥♥♥♥, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my ♥♥♥♥ all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my ♥♥♥♥ all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52JxzhFjKQU&t=

Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ♥♥♥♥, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my ♥♥♥♥ all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my ♥♥♥♥ all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

Hey bro it's cool to be gay man. Just letting you know we accept all kinds of people in our community except for one (ya know what i mean ;)) Just come out my boy and tell the truth that you got a boyfriend you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser can't get ♥♥♥♥♥ so you try your luck on some ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic ♥♥♥♥.

Hey bro it's cool to be gay man. Just letting you know we accept all kinds of people in our community except for one (ya know what i mean ;)) Just come out my boy and tell the truth that you got a boyfriend you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser can't get ♥♥♥♥♥ so you try your luck on some ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic ♥♥♥♥.

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Hey bro it's cool to be gay man. Just letting you know we accept all kinds of people in our community except for one (ya know what i mean ;)) Just come out my boy and tell the truth that you got a boyfriend you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser can't get ♥♥♥♥♥ so you try your luck on some ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic ♥♥♥♥.

Hey bro it's cool to be gay man. Just letting you know we accept all kinds of people in our community except for one (ya know what i mean ;)) Just come out my boy and tell the truth that you got a boyfriend you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser can't get ♥♥♥♥♥ so you try your luck on some ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic ♥♥♥♥.

Hey are you really NukemDukem from the Youtube? I am big fan dude can you please sign profile, my friends will be so jealous haha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends of mine are gay

Hey can you give me back my copy of Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm my mom is getting mad at me cause i gave it to you without her permission >.<

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