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32 of 32 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2016 @ 10:04am

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:15pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:34pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:47pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:46pm

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:53am

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:04am

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 6:52am

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:03am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:51am

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:38am

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 5:57pm

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2015 @ 4:34pm

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:26am

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:22am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 4:08pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:16am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:34am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 5:17pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:09pm

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 10:14am

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2020 @ 6:27am