+rep Sold me a future 5090Ti Super XXL for a really good price when they come out, surely not a scam

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-rep sold me a burnt up 4090 that had been mined on

ayo Med! wassup mate, could u trade Batman Arkham Asylum game gift? You have a giftable copy in your inventory. Added you to discuss ^~^

Merry Crimbas my good old pal

We, from Richard of Lick Valley Enterprise, would like to extend our wishes for your good health and luck to the year of 2018. However trying this year might have been, we are quite certain year 2018 won't be much better. But great challenges make great people. By the end of year 2018, you might be the new Hercules. Go tackle those challenges champ. Happy new year.

Signed, and with love,
Detlik of Richard of Lick Valley Enterprise