My name is Bijan. I am a very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is crying is because i am so sick. It doesn't hurt, except when i try to breathe.

The Doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do, due to the fact that we had no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said no one hired crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy." and then she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johnson said that everytime this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickle to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children from all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels could hear them better.

They will come back and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now i can only play third base.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish i had a kitty. I wish i could hold a kitty. I wish i could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves in my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank you,
Bijan Mahdavi