+rep great tactics, add me up

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my gamer house for a csgo party. He said he was coming so i was really looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard weiner push against my leg. He whispered to me to not scream, and started grabbing me very aggressively. I wouldn't trust him if i were you

+rep vacuumed the baby batter out of my knob like an iranian school girl

+rep what a fine gentleman

+rep a family man who would do anything to make it to heaven

Move on with your life buddy