I self-identify as a taco. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Texas dropping hot beef topping on disgusting illegals. People say to me that a person being a taco is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a fast food worker insert a taco shell, beans and spices into my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Crunchy" and respect my right to drop my delicious topping. If you can't accept me you're a tacophobe and need to check your food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.