Recent reviews by TheSurvivorGuy

Really fun, just wished there was more of it.

Controls take a hot second to get used to but once you get the hang of it, ye just scoot n' shoot

You either die a hero, or live long enough to run out of ammo.

"Ok, we HVT is in the town."

"Roger, coordinates?"

"Ummmm, 100547 maybe?"

"Roger, firing mortars"

"WHAT NO DONT FIRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORTARS THATS OUR LOCATION YOU ♥♥♥♥"

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah"

"Well I suggest you find cover"

Went to a bank, killed the guards, and robbed to vault and all but 3 people knew.

Me

The Manager

And some poor civilian who was in the wrong spot.

Then I went home, and did the same thing in Payday 2.

SO! You want a review of this game. Well first off, and let me make this clear

YOU WILL GET SALTY
THE SALINE CONTENT IS VERY HIGH
THERE ARE 700 MILLION BITS OF NaCL PER BILLION
YOU WILL GET SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE
YOU WILL GET SHOT WHEN IN COVER
YOU WILL GET SHOT AFTER PEEKING YOUR HEAD OUT
AND YOU WILL GET SHOT WHILE RELOADING
YOU"LL GET SHOT IN THE ASS, THE HEAD, THE ARM, AND EVERYWHERE ELSE
YOU WILL DIE BY BS ARTILLARY
YOU GET THE BEST SHOT ON GUY, THEN HAVE YOUR GUN SAY NOPE! YOU AINT GOT IN THE CHAMBER
YOU WILL PRESS THE FIRE BUTTON, AND IT'LL END UP KILLING YOU INSTEAD OF HIM(or her, you can't assume genders. although from a game/visual stand point, all of the characters models are male, not out of hate for feminism, but for keeping it historically accurate, since there were only, like, 300 women soilders who didn't even fight in any of the battles/maps. But please do not assume the players gender, since it is perfectly alright to be of the female gender and play verdun, for we are a sexist community. I am very sorry if I discouraged any females from playing Verdun, by saying "him" therefore asumming gender. I ask of you for your apologies, and I shall continue on with the rant, which will end the this final sentance, down below)
AND YOU WILL BE OF THE UPMOST SALT

But please, this game is the most rewarding game to play. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing that longshot in with iron sights just makes me moise thinking about it. Grabbing an MG and just mowing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawn with bullets is a blast. Confronting, like 3 guys and killing them all WITH A BOLTY is clocking in at an 80% on the moist meter. It's G-R-8 M-8.

But please be warned. If you download this game, and get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rounds/games, and decide "♥♥♥♥ it it's ♥♥♥♥" just play it the next day. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast once you get going.

The tagline might say "Conquering Space was Never This Easy", but oh man, thats more of a lie then the cake. This game is B-E-Autiful. Steep learning curve? Check. Very easy to fail? Check. Possible to mess up everything with one wrong move? Check check check check check. But it is soooooooooooooooooo much fun! Yeah things go wrong every tuesday, but not in like a throw your controller at the wall wrong. The kind of wrong that makes you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! HOW DID I FORGET TO BRING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POWER
*sigh*
Well, ♥♥♥♥. This is a pickle.

Side note, I have landed on another planet aside from Kerbin(earth). Duna. I landed there. At 2000kph. My large lander ended being an external seat by the end. Poor Jeb 2 days from retirement as well.

-buys a bolt action rifle becuase it's a one hit kill gun(In my experience fighting against it)
-realizes there's no scope
-says "♥♥♥♥ it's one hit kill Ill just grind"
-relizes its not one hit kill
-realizes that I need to go long range to use it proper
-knows that I can't use it long range cause it has no scope and enemy's are a pixel at long range
-Keeps using it close range
-get's punished by getting one kill every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ match(which is ♥♥♥♥)
-lose every single game I play
-goes on a 124 losing streak(cause we get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn camped)
-FINALLY gets a scope
-turns out it's ♥♥♥♥
-has to level up the gun 5 MORE LEVELS to get a decent scope
-grinds for decent scope
-picks up a decent scope during a game from a dead guy
-goes on a 26 kill streak(which is awesome)
-lose game because of spawn camping tanks
-unistalls game

Honestly the games a load of fun WHEN ITS FAIR but when it because spawn camping hell it's SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BORING. CAUSE YOU CANT DO ♥♥♥♥. You spawn, run for cover, get killed.
you spawn run for cover, get killed. you spawn run for pazerfaust, gets a panzer faust, shoots 5 of them at a tank and it won't die
then you lose.
HAVE FUN!

BEST... GAME... FOR A VERY LONG TIME. But I have suggestions
1.And these guns M-16 and MSR(Mother of all sniper rifles)
2.And new back pack
3.Make servers alot easier to make(if you can)
4.Make the dang ACP easier to find! I mean, it to me 2 weeks to find one!