Duude, Uncle Spartan, I am glad to see you are still moving and have not kicked the bucket yet. I am dreaming of living the life you have when I hit pension. True inspiration to the whole GMOD community. Salute!

Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

dahm uncle spartan

this man force fed me chicken nuggets and then attended a chicken lives matter rally

This guy sleeps for 40 minutes then grinds Lost Ark every day

this man WILL NOT STOP dming me pictures of sliced bread. ♥♥♥♥ off please.