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!!!!! Joji TheManWhoWasKing cuŋt Lorc HoE | Sad   Western Finland, Finland
 
 
Twitch.tv/TheManWhoWasKing https://discord.gg/zdshf8N

Years had passed since the mighty *!!!!!* Struk down the scum HoE | Mad and his evil but weak lieutenant Chocolate(who names their kid that?). The aftermath had Me( HoE | Happy ) and HoE | Sad the rightful leaders of once strong and proud HoE clan lost, hopeless and without direction on how to regain the trust of Agatha AND HER PEOPLE! We tried contacting a shaman located in a cave north of StonesHill Village. He told us of an ancient evil that is rising once more and how in the absence of the righteous *!!!!!* and uncertainty of him ever coming back, Agatha AND HER PEOPLE needed a new hero desperately to hold back the darkness. Shocked and taken by surprise we asked him how we could help. He told us about an old ritual which combines two brave Souls and makes them into one powerful force. Thinking Fate had brought us there and it was always meant to be we did what had to be done...... And Now both of us as one powerful force but of course still weaker than the legend *!!!!!* We must defend Agatha AND HER PEOPLE! from the oncoming darkness! HOE UP!!!!!



Me vs every comp player
https://youtu.be/8W0Dbf-DHtY


Will accept ft3000 duel requests in chivalry. It starts with ft150 warm up fights then the actual duels begin. And no you don't get to choose anyone's class for them. Everything in the class selection is allowed. You have to finish the duel or the other person has to leave before you do for you to be declared the winner. 48 breaks allowed. Each break lasts 20 minutes. You have the right to take the full allotted time if you choose to. No exploiting or use of ping or packet loss altering programs allowed. If your packet loss stays higher than 1 and is caught and called out for 5 times and you don't fix it or your animations show sign of tampering with packet loss even at lower than 1 packets or anything similar you can and will be disqualified. If you ask for aid in any manner and disrupt the flow of the duel you will be disqualified.
Disconnection is fine. We can wait 15 minutes to 1 hour min for you to fix your issue. You only get 3 of those.
Contact me before hand and we will schedule the duel.


.Ft2000 wins:
-Flowers, lost the will to fight after agreeing to the fight. Was the easiest fight. He simply did not had what it takes to be a true competitive player. There was no escape for him. He could not team on you or escape early. The battle was already won.

.Ft3000 Wins:
Jayy, lost 2 ft3000 wins back to back in the same day. First duel was legit but second he used programs to alter his animation and speed which should have disqualified him but even with the hacks he lost so I didn't see a point in disqualifying him.

Flowers, again.




Don't need to say it since everyone knows from coast to coast: highest legit ranked Chivalry Medieval Warfare player in US, !!!!!
See for yourself :
https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEndearingKeyboardBleedPurple

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/joji!!!!!?si=jgKbRbaDTZmsfp65Urx2GA


Top fan comments : I honestly feel so bad for your mom tbh, the poor woman really laid in bed and let your dad pound her musty herps bound ♥♥♥♥♥ like a construction site and then planted his seed in her cooochie and those seeds raced to the eggs in her uterus and out of the millions of sperms, it was you unfortunate ugly ass sperm that won the game and fertilized the egg, then your ♥♥♥♥♥ of a mom had to go thru 9 months of struggling back aches and nausea and pregnancy cravings to end up going into labour to push out a deformed gorrila out her gaping vagina that invest time and energy to stream a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken game and thinks hes the best but is just a MAA f## then finaly plays the best medevil game made yet so far that isnt totaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and u go back to play a old dead game cuz you are to stupid and bad and lazy to learn how to play mordhau i just have to laugh

https://youtu.be/wXSLWH2w9MA
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Updated Nov 15th 2020

Lagarto a little drunk kid turned to an admin (who knows how) is now getting away with banning players more than ever and letting his fav pals get away with stuff and yes he actually typed this in chat. So anyway I reached out to Steve piggott lead game designer of torn banner. At first he responded positively and how he appreciated me reaching out and all that but in the end as usual there is radio silence and I help yet from him. Chiv 2 so far looks horrible and I think the best part of the dev team that brought us indeed is gone. Nothing much to add. I gotta be honest I thought about purchasing chiv 2 or preordering it when I got the positive response from him but now that I see it was just an empty promise I gotta double down on the f u ck no to chiv 2.







update June 28th 2020

yep things are still the same. admins love to allow their friends say homophobic slurs (adminname:Lagarto) in the chat and not punish them. when there is no one playing in US region andyou play on EU and you have been streaming and playing their more than anyone, they like to hate on you instead of making you feel welcome. they kick and then ban you not because of your ping but because they lost round after round vs someone with higher ping which in this game is a big disadvantage. the head-admins dont care and root against you actively because you are just better than them and have been and you can overwhelmthem with few simple words. enough for them to root against and ban you. meanwhile they themselfs and their friends from EU join US servers when theirs are not populated and they expect to benot kicked and welcomed with open arms and understanding.

what I am saying is. you dont want to buy chiv 2 and support the devs that have hired these admins. these guys will make sure that you dont enjoy the game if you are better than them and completely wreck them and make them feel hurt inside that they cant handle because they have and are always in a safe bubble.


still will not purchase chivalry 2 myself. and if any adminsjoin my private servers on chivalry 1 or mirage they will be instantly banned.




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I quited playing video games years before chivalry came out. But after watching the trailer for the game I felt like I needed to try the game, its the best game to me. Now I could go and and saying all kind of nice things and how I love the game...

The negative experience with the admins and also torn banner for choosing these admins and not removing them from power after them being caught playing favorites and not taking actions against their friends even though the said friends abused and broke every rule ( spamming the n word and f word in chat - stream sniping - doxxing - vote kicks abuse and on and on ). They only take actions against people they don't like or have been bested by for years. Anyway. Torn banner are not taking any actions even after being notified of the behaviour of the admins. They are not willing to fix the current problems and are working on their next project.

I have played by the rules for quiet awhile now but have received almost no help from US admins because they just don't like me. Only 1 admin from another region has helped me and now the said admin does not wish to help any more with the vote kick abuse and harassment , stream sniping and so many other ♥♥♥♥. They believe I should change my name and make my profile private and not stream anymore so I would not be found by the stream snipers and haters. Now if I was maybe a low rank nobody that would work. But since I am the highest legit ranked chivalry medieval warfare player in US that plan simply will not work. And its proposed clearly because they do not wish to help. I have stopped ♥♥♥♥ talking and having fun by their request because they claimed, they will help me more, but every time I gave an inch they just wanted more and took more while the help became less and less. And now it has finally come to a point where they don't even wish to help anymore. And by that I mean the only admin that was willing to help.

Will be moving on from chiv soon, or just play in private servers. Might try their next project if its something like chiv that i cannot resist. But I will probably not support their future games. This whole thing is just leaving a bad taste in my mouth.


I suggest to torn banner to remove the admins and start over with finding new admins. Just because an admin is 30 40 or 50 years old doesn't mean they should be selected. And the young admins that you have most of them are childish. The only admin that I havnt seen do much wrong and is young is roag I believe but still not sure since he plays in different regions and other neutral admins well they are just that and are not willing to step in which makes them not fit for the job. Or could also be that they are not really neutral and are just recruited by the corrupt admins and are afraid to go against their friends and ruin their friendship than to actually help people in need of their help. Bora also was one of the good admins but is not active much on chiv since he is a deadliest warrior player. Karl, Papsi, skillz( allowed friends to spam n word and f word all captured on my vod ) and all other old or new us admins are pretty useless and on purpose refused to help me and are still employed by tb or are admins still.
Also create some leeway for normal ♥♥♥♥ talk to keep the game engaging and fun.but that's just my idea.

But we all know torn banner will not change their ways. And if they don't do it now because they think they have a good connection with their admins they won't do it later either. They clearly have formed some sort of a connection with these admins and are too lazy and comfortable with the current setup to do what's needed in this area which needs the attention the most.

Good luck on your next dead game. Hope it flops just like mirage

Stay in your safety bubble tb
TheManWhoWasKing
Twitch.tv/TheManWhoWasKing https://discord.gg/zdshf8N

!!!!! The bringer of PROTEIN. After defeating the evil clan "HoE" and putting my sword through the skull of their leader, I left the lands of Agatha searching for peace and solitude. Now many years later I have been called, to once again bring PROTEIN to the lands of Agatha and her people.



Me vs every comp player
https://youtu.be/8W0Dbf-DHtY


Will accept ft3000 duel requests in chivalry. It starts with ft150 warm up fights then the actual duels begin. And no you don't get to choose anyone's class for them. Everything in the class selection is allowed. You have to finish the duel or the other person has to leave before you do for you to be declared the winner. 48 breaks allowed. Each break lasts 20 minutes. You have the right to take the full allotted time if you choose to. No exploiting or use of ping or packet loss altering programs allowed. If your packet loss stays higher than 1 and is caught and called out for 5 times and you don't fix it or your animations show sign of tampering with packet loss even at lower than 1 packets or anything similar you can and will be disqualified. If you ask for aid in any manner and disrupt the flow of the duel you will be disqualified.
Disconnection is fine. We can wait 15 minutes to 1 hour min for you to fix your issue. You only get 3 of those.
Contact me before hand and we will schedule the duel.


.Ft2000 wins:

-Flowers, lost the will to fight after agreeing to the fight. Was the easiest fight. He simply did not had what it takes to be a true competitive player. There was no escape for him. He could not team on you or escape early. Therefore he gave up and lost. And there are people that praise him that are cowards themselves just like him. But no worries his weakness is revealed and he lost the fight. He has no fight in him, never did.

.Ft3000 Wins:
Jayy, lost 2 ft3000 wins back to back in the same day. First duel was legit but second he used programs to alter his animation and speed which should have disqualified him but even with the hacks he lost so I didn't see a point in disqualifying him.

Flowers, again. Having lost 2 ft3000 duels by accepting the challenge yet rage quitting which makes him the loser in the duel, this time, flowers fought but lost the duel in the end as predicted and rage quitted. He also had high packet loss and friends aiding him in all sorts of manner. Like them joining the server and sabotaging the duels in his favor but were quickly dealt with. I played the long game like any smart highest legit ranked player would. In the end he broke down as i started putting pressure on him at the right time when he thought he had it under control. He brought his weak discord buddies to the stream to defend his decision to rage quit but rules are rules and he accepted them knowingly. Such a weak minded individual. Simply still did not have what it takes.







Don't need to say it since everyone knows from coast to coast: highest legit ranked Chivalry Medieval Warfare player in US, !!!!!
See for yourself :
https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEndearingKeyboardBleedPurple

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/joji!!!!!?si=jgKbRbaDTZmsfp65Urx2GA


Top fan comments : I honestly feel so bad for your mom tbh, the poor woman really laid in bed and let your dad pound her musty herps bound ♥♥♥♥♥ like a construction site and then planted his seed in her cooochie and those seeds raced to the eggs in her uterus and out of the millions of sperms, it was you unfortunate ugly ass sperm that won the game and fertilized the egg, then your ♥♥♥♥♥ of a mom had to go thru 9 months of struggling back aches and nausea and pregnancy cravings to end up going into labour to push out a deformed gorrila out her gaping vagina that invest time and energy to stream a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken game and thinks hes the best but is just a MAA f## then finaly plays the best medevil game made yet so far that isnt totaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and u go back to play a old dead game cuz you are to stupid and bad and lazy to learn how to play mordhau i just have to laugh

https://youtu.be/wXSLWH2w9MA
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