About Me:

If your reading this your probably a peado like why tf you readin my profile?

Name: Jack Harwood
Age: 14

Favourite games: Rocket League, CS:GO, GTA V (dont do the story just like shagging the hookers and running em over)

Favourite gun: Pro90. come at me. its not for noobs its put in the game for a reasen get that through you're thick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull.

Favourite role: I normally IGL because I have waaay above average IQ (125) and my team are always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots. I also entry frag because the monkeys on my team always bait in t spawn and Im obvioersly the star player. Basicerlly I do it all.

Interests:
-Footie
-Gaming
-Fit birds (have to be under 160lbs, dont give me this "big boned" bollocks get on a tredmill you fattys.)
-Been hitting the gym since I was 9 and im pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jacked for my age. and NO I DONT TAKE STEROIDS YOU SKINNY ♥♥♥♥♥. I can bench press more than your ugly dad and any of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ oldies.

Random fact: I got into a 18+ club after I squared up to the bouncer and he wasnt about to risk a premature trip to the hospital. these two kids kept bumping into me so I got them both in a headlock one in each arm and asked them "which one of you ♥♥♥♥♥ wants to go outside?". they both started crying so I felt kinda bad JOKES ♥♥♥♥ those broke ass bois. they had to get 10 bouncers on me to get me out of there which meant they had to call in reinforcements from another club. I probably could of taken them on but I was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wasted and tired from shagging some bird in the toilets.

Favourite Pro Player: pashaBiceps because all the other pros are sweaty try hards who play csgo all day like getting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life you ♥♥♥♥♥. pasha is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jacked so hes the only one that has my respect. semphis is pretty big but hes probably DMG in matchmaking IDK how that headass is a "pro player" ugly skidmark.

Most Hated pro: Owen "smooyer" Butterfield ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick Ill butter you're nans tits you speccy tosspot. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fore eyes bottom fragged on my team in a LEM matchmaking and started blaming me when I had 35 kills so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid typical northern bastard. people say hes the best UK player which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because I had 25 more kills than him so Im way better. im not bothered tbh Id go pro but im not a sweaty kid with no life I actually like to go outside and get girls unlike shroud.

Favourite anime: DragonBallZ obviously because it has Vegeter in it and hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alpha male. he reminds me of myself: jacked, good at fighting, not scared of anyone and a little cocky. im probably the closest thing to a super saiyan on this planet full of betas and cucks.

Random fact: I have dyslecksia so dont take the piss out of my spelling you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grammer nazis. I also have aspegers but it doesnt really affect me if anything it makes me more of an alpha males. In CSGO games dont ask me for a drop because I wont give you one unless your a fit girl. if your a guy I will drop you but in real life on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground you crosseyed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

If you read all this you probably have no life so dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk to me or ill spin your jaw you little blockhead. peace.