Don't add this guy, he's a drooling monkey. He can't even beat solitaire.

Don't add this guy, he's a drooling monkey. He can't even beat minesweeper.

add me, please, +rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories

It all started with me doing research on mountain lions. I saw some pictures and watched some videos. And something just clicked in me - their faces were absolutely beautiful. I couldn't stop looking.

Their faces are perfectly shaped, and so expressive. Their eyes are so bright, clear, and knowing - you can see the soul in their eyes. They have flat, rosy-pink noses, and soft, furry, perky ears. Their facial markings are distinctive and really bring out their best features. They have soft, luscious fur the color of brown sugar, and around their snout and jaw, white sugar. And the way they move - so sexy, so graceful, so confident, so seductive.

But the best part of their faces is how expressive they are, how clearly they express their emotions. You can feel their confidence, grace, and majesty. You can see their feelings, unlike many other animals.

Yo I'm a punk ♥♥♥♥♥. I hate myself so much I've been eating right and exercising just so I can hate myself until I'm 150 years old. There's people on death row who have fewer regrets than I do. I regret not hating myself at a younger age, so that I could be further into the streak by now. I hate myself so much it makes me a likable person to the outside world. I bark at myself in the mirror and try to fight dudes who look like me. If anybody wants to come kick my ass, I'll join you. The only thing that makes me happy is when I'm losing. I'm gonna be at my own funeral as a ghost throwing up gang signs. I've been spreading rumours about myself having bedbugs so nobody will hangout with me. I learned how to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ just so I can tell myself I'm not in the mood. All in all very proud of what I've accomplished as a hater. It just goes to show that if you believe in yourself and work hard, you can achieve anything.

-rep Toxic, blames others for their mistakes, lousy team player, and is a cheater. (VAC ban is proof)