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I had a dog, a child, and a robot help me kill god. 10/10

Zombies in space, the gravity gun is your offhand, and killing enemies requires you to dismember them first... what more could you ask for?

Choo-Choo Charles is one of the games of all time

this game is great to play with friends in co-op! it's kinda like viking minecraft; you can build things and craft tools and mine and stuff, but it has a little more structure with bosses and areas that are restricted until you progress enough. I highly recommend it.

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I have this game on Switch as well. Holy hell, it is amazing. There's an amazing story, great gameplay, and great characters. The persona fusing system is amazing, albeit easy to break the game with on a first playthrough. But on a second round running on the highest difficulty... You'll need all the overpowered stuff you can get.

Aight Square said they're patching the steam version so Imma give my real thoughts: This game is a masterpiece. It is creative, insightful, unique, fun, and unbelievably powerful. PLAY. IT.

Ah, Persona. The perfect series for a degenerate weeb such as myself. It combines anime, demons, min-maxing, dating, and school. Now, I realize that the description of a game that's half inception-style breaking into minds and half anime highschool simulator sound like the creators we on every single drug in existence, but trust me, it works. This game has an amazing combat system, amazing metagame with persona fusing, and has probably the best written cast of characters in anything I have ever experienced. I literally can't recommend this game enough.

This game is what got me back into RTS as a genera. Its simplicity let even someone who has absolutely no skill with strategy such as myself get the basics and succeed. Yes, it is a tad bit easy, but that makes it all the more approachable. It plays kind of like a combination of a traditional RTS game and a mobile game a-la Clash Royal. By that I mean that it has different factions with different units each, a variety of interesting maps and play styles, and everything has a purpose, like a traditional RTS. Infantry is weak to basically everything, but can be mass produced like there is no tomorrow with trucks that only cost resources up front but continue to make new units constantly. Artillery can hold positions well and support infantry, but every faction has their own counter to it, be it the tiger tank, heavy fighter, bazooka troops, or AT guns. And aircraft, while untouchable to every unit besides other planes and AA guns, can really only deal damage to infantry and other planes, unless they are one of the exceedingly expensive special units, like a stuka dive bomber, b-17 heavy bomber, or a p-38 heavy fighter. But, like in real life, controlling the skies is still important, as infantry spam is basically unbeatable without strafing runs, and if you are playing as one of the two air-focused divisions, heavy planes are really your only anti-tiger tank option. And finally, the light scout units of jeeps and motorcycles are great for taking out artillery and helping to push through infantry. Now, this all sounds a little complicated, but Final Assault takes an idea from mobile games to make everything tie together in a nice little bow that makes this game so easy to pick up and play. Everything happens in lanes. While, yes, you can order vehicles to move anywhere on the map, your infantry will make its way through maps in designated lanes, allowing defenses to be more easily crafted to take advantage of choke points, and allows you to focus on a lot of things at once because you can just send an artillery vehicle and a tank down a lane and they will handle the rest. As a result, you can start winning games fairly quickly, but it also allows room for lots of skill growth.

In addition to being easy to pick up and play, the graphics are also joyfully toylike, with everything looking like an action figure or model you might find in a nine-year-old's room. And, with everything running smoothly at all times, it is a dream to look at. I HIGHLY recommend this game!

This game takes a while to learn how to play, but it is 100% worth it. The sense of achievement and discovery is incredible and it keeps dragging you back to play more.