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20.3 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Okay
☐ Bad
☐ Very stylized
☑ They're what they should be for what the game is
☐ MS Paint could make something better

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Fantastic
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Bad, but playable
☐ Just go watch paint dry

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Amazing
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not to bad
☐ Alright
☐ Bad
☐ My ears are bleeding

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Just average
☐ A little better than average
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Better than good
☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy
☐ NASA

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Can choose your difficulty setting
☐ No difficulty needed
☐ Just press 'W"
☐ Easy
☐ Medium
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Hard
☐ Very Difficult

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you like to collect things
☑ Only if you care about steam achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc.
☐ Average grind level
☑ A little grindy
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ Story? What story?
☑ No Story
☐ Twilight was a better love story than this
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ 1-2 Hours
☐ 2-5 Hours
☐ 5-10 Hours
☐ 10-20 Hours
☐ 20-50 Hours
☐ 50+ Hours
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Replayablity }---
☐ You won't even finish it the first time
☐ None, once was enough
☐ Not that kind of game
☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever
☐ Maybe once or twice, to try something new
☑ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is
☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough
☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc

---{ Price }---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If you have some money to blow
☐ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time
☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.)
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Very low
☑ Low
☐ Average
☐ High
☐ Too much

---{ Worth It }---
☐ Hell no!
☐ If you have a lot of cash
☑ Worth it!
☑ Get it now!
☐ Life is not complete without this game!

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☑ 10
Posted 22 June.
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3.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
to. jest. jedna. z. najlepszych. gier. w. jakie. grałem.
Posted 8 March. Last edited 11 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
gierka bez kontekstu. Typu "radź sobie sam"
brak sensu grać na europejskich serwerach bo obie strony to jest mieszanka dzieci z rosji, ukraińców, turków, niemców, itd itd.
amerykańskie serwery są spoko ale przeszkadza gigantyczny ping
Posted 19 February. Last edited 19 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
good idea, bad execution, game is buggy 80% of the time, can't pick up items in the shelves, bodyarmor takes my whole screen when looking down, weapons randomly flies of my equipment, outdated tutorial map for new players and too fast guide in the said tutorial. I can write a whole essay on how bad this game really is. Don't trust YouTube and especially the game trilers because it is far worse from what is shown.
Posted 17 February, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
10/10 would recomend
Posted 12 January, 2024.
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24.0 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
MEDIC!!!!!!!!
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
Co jak co ale gierka ma klimat, jakość oświetlenia na poziomie ultra realistycznym nie wspominając o dźwięku, który jest niesamowicie dopracowany, grając w tę grę naprawdę nie byłem w 100% pewny czy jestem sam czy też nie, cały czas czułem lekkie przerażenie a efekt VHS jeszcze bardziej dodawał smaczek strachu. Polecam jak najbardziej jeśli ktoś szuka horrorka na wieczór, bo ta giera jak najbardziej jest sztosem
Posted 7 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.2 hrs on record (29.9 hrs at review time)
This game is gay...
Posted 10 September, 2018.
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88.5 hrs on record (71.4 hrs at review time)
jak lubisz mc i zombie survival to ta gra jest idealna :D
Posted 8 July, 2017.
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7.8 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
takie mocne 2/10
Posted 6 July, 2016.
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