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Nice profile!

we met in Valorant and she asked me out on a date. date was okay at best, but she INSISTED on coming back to my place for a little while for a "drink". we got to mine, I cracked a beer and went to the bathroom (I've got a 2 bedroom and used the guest one since it's closer). when I came out, I caught her crouched over my laundry hamper, FISHING through my used boxers and sniffing the crusty ones with dried piss stains and ball sweat baked in. I was frozen. she'd already shoved a pair of my briefs in her purse. told her to leave. she laughed and said I was imagining it. mortified, I yanked them back—and saw she'd also gone through my bathroom trash and pulled out used tissues, toenail clippings, and a used condom. I couldn't believe it. I texted my roommate and told him someone broke in and to call the cops. he did. she bolted out the window like a raccoon, leapt my fence, and managed to scoop up my sweaty socks and half-used deodorant on her way out. don't meet valorant girls.

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