yo dirty bomb?

♥♥♥♥ my girl PLEAse

dan that story gave me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuckcer

https://soundcloud.com/asian-rappa-boi/my-weed-will-go-on

I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her ♥♥♥♥ out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to ♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, sucking this guys ♥♥♥♥. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his ♥♥♥, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?