• "Impressive, but it just shows how ridiculous the idea of having robots take over the world is. But it did fold the ♥♥♥♥ out of those towels."
- crazypirategrandma

• "Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all, we're only mortal."
- Jean-Luc Picard

• "While you’re studying, poke your head up every once in a while, take a look around, See what’s going on: It’s life. And you can miss it if you don’t open your eyes."
- Jake Sisko

• "My mother used to tell me: God knows the age of every tree and the color of every flower and He knows just how wide your shoulders are. And He'll never give you anything to carry that's bigger than you can handle."
- Mack

• "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
- Bobby, 7 years

• "If you always do what you've always done than you'll always get what you've always got."
- Anthony DiNozzo

• "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."
- Lucas Wolenczak

• "I don't watch the news. I make it."
- Sledge Hammer

• "Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute. That's why France and Germany have always been allies."
- Cooper Harris

• "Which swiss witch-♥♥♥♥♥ which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-♥♥♥♥♥, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?"
- Unknown

• "More Power!"
- Tim Taylor

• "Life is like a ♥♥♥♥; when it gets hard: just ♥♥♥♥ it!"
- Unknown

• "Look children, this is all I'm gonna say about drugs: stay away from them. There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college."
- Chef

• "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
- USB Missile Launcher