Recent reviews by ╣T☠T╠ ℳike.littlelegion

DO NOT BUY

This game is a loud of bollocks, it never works, I have had error after error, as of writing this I am 188 hours into the game, and it has not been worth all the hassle.

The game breaks every few days, after every update, patch, anything, after any minor change to your pc's settings, it goes on a mad one, and there are NO fixes, because they are all claiming to be for one issue, when in actuality, they are for another, or they only fix issues for laptop users, or they don't even work for anybody.

Do not give rockstar your money for this 70/100 (at best) game, by doing so you will allow them to do this and encourage them to do so for other games, also, some shady stuff going on for the summer sale too, a villanous comapny no doubt. AVOID THIS GAME. They made no effort, car interiors are all the same, not much to do in online, glitchy, game comes up with a new reason for me being unable to play with it everyday.

My pc is more than capable of running this meh looking game, I can max metro, but there are very long laggy periods, and the game often has intense lag when comming out of your garage, to fix it you must wait for about 5 seconds, then get out of the car you just came out in, then get back in.

They could not be asked to make a decent game despite making us wait for ages and making us pay far to much for a game.


AVOID, THIS COMPANY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR MONEY!

The gameplay is good in online, but you will spend a lot of time fixing the game, or grinding, unless you hack/get help from a hacker/modder, the game gets fun when you have money, but you won't be able to do lots of the things in it or customise cars/outfits to your wanting as lots of stuff is locked to a certain level, which you will have no fun reaching at all because heists are clunky and boring.

Single player is fun and the story is engaging, but the car system is very annoying and the single player is glitchy and confusing in general.


PIRATE THIS GAME FOR THE SINGLE PLAYER IF YOU CAN, OR WAIT TO BUY IT FOR £10 IN LIKE 5-10 YEARS, IF THE GAME STILL WORKS BY THEN.

If you like spending 9 hours trying to fix something, and then realising there is no way to fix it, because half the fixes for errors only work for certain people, normally laptop users, if you are true master race, on a desktop, you are screwed, this is the game for you, and a prison for the crimanly insane is the place for you.

Amazing!
This game has an atmosphere like no other. It is very surreal. The music playing all the way through, constantly changing is excellent and and can be influenced by things in the world like the little creatures, or the owl. The game gets to its best during winter, the music is beautiful but sad during this part of the game, echoing what I can only presume is, well I can't tell you! You need to experience this. During the end of winter, I got goose bumps, but I will not spoil it. One of the most beautiful peices of art I have ever experienced. If you do drugs this may be an opportune use for them, it will get even more surreal.

GREAT GAME!

Only downfall is the player base- there isn't one........
There, from what I can tell, are a few dedicated players who will be on occasionally, but not many. The only game with people on it had 2 people. Other sources confirm that this game has a very small player base. It deserves more. Once you get into a match it is great.

BUT FEAR NOT. Bots can be added in practice mode, so you can just play against them. In the options you can change their skill, "normal" level bots are not stupid, they put up a fight, easy I assume are, well easy, but the harder difficulties of bots are very competent, very proficiant in killing you.

10/10 this game was made excellently, great everything, gameplay is great, but could do with more people to kill in multyplayer. But I am content with the bots in practice mode.

GREAT GAME

This game is excellent. The music is excellent. The graphics are excellent, the ascii art is just fantastic. The gameplay is fun. The game is very humerous, I encountered a wolf who proceeded to vomit on me, but I destroyed him, only recieving a graze to the crotch. Yes, it says stuff like that. The dialoge with the various characters, the quests and events are all well done and can be quite funny. This game is gr8 m8, 88/88 10/10 would buy again
There is just nothing else like it. Good for fans of more old school rpg's.

12/10 would buy again
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The price for this game is ridiculous, £29.99. I payed 18 quid for chivalry medieval warefare, a game that I have 201 hours on, and am still playing, it has no major issues and is very polished, though on my new gpu (gtx 770 oc) I did have an issue with it that was resolved.

This game costed me more than buying "star wars: knights of the old republic" and "star wars: knights of the old republic 2: the sith lords" both on steam and on physical copy, I got them on disk before the holy light of Gabe shone from the heavens at me, hence them being on disk, but rebought them as steam is more convenient, as I dont want a disk drive on my pc, they are ugly.

The first of the aformentioned games I regarde as being the best game ever made if you could say there was one. Everything is right, graphics, sounds, models, music, characters, story, atmosphere etc, nothing could be better, and it has in my opinion no flaws. The second game is flawed, though still fantastic, and with the restored content mod, it is even better.

My point being that I bought those great games twice, for less than I payed for this turd.

NOW ON TO STUFF ABOUT THIS GAME:

I bought this ♥♥♥♥ because I thought it would be nice to play a WW2 fps game, and it reminded me of medal of honor: Airborn, but with the glorious graphics of cryengine.

Open launching the game, it crashed, I tried and tried and it finally launched after about 8 tries. I got into the menu, and was like "damn, thats pretty" it had a very nice menu, aesthetically. I opened the options menu and was kind of pissed off with the janky menu controls, it felt like a console port, many of my pc gaming brothers will know what I mean in terms of the menu controls and layout. I maxed the game out, and was looking forward to the nice graphics.

I went back to the main menu, and guess what, it crashed when I decided to click the multyplayer option, ( I wanted to check the graphics etc without watching the inevitable cutscenes etc that fps are so plauged by in the single player)

It crashed, I opened the game again, it crashed like when I first started it up, and about 5 minuites of trying later it opened. I tried to get on multyplayer and it kept crashing and it worked eventually and I was greeted to the server menu, I tried to join a game.NOPE......... it didnt let me, i kept being timed out etc, and getting messages in the vain of "unable to establish conection", " host timed out" unable to connect to server" etc.

I created my own game, and it worked, but even 10 minuites later nobody joined, the graphics were a let down, they were nice, but not very good, a few years ago, circa crysis 1, they would be acceptable, but now, no. The lighting etc was good, because of cryengine, but the textures were of fairly low quality, and the game didn't run very well, I was only getting about 60-70 fps, on a small multyplayer map, I know thats not due to the 770's performance, it maxes everything, and doesnt tank on demanding games, I should also mention I have an amd fx 8350, it is not the best, its no top of the line i7, but it is very good, and from what I have observed, I am getting higher fps on most games than people with i7 3770k's and upwards, so its no slouch. The cpu is overclocked, not by much as I am keeping the stock cooler untill I can afford my water cooling setup, but the cpu is very stable and fairly cool, especially considering it is an 8350, known for being hot. So there is no excuse for this low fps I experienced, I can run much better looking games with higher fps etc than I can in this, and from watching a lot of gtx 770 and 770 oc performance videos, many of them for the gigabyte windforce 2 like I have, I know that It can run metro last light and other demanding games often better than it can this. THIS GAME IS NOT VERY EFFICIANT AT DOIN ♥♥♥♥.

I left the game, and then quit, upon quiting I got an error message saying "enemy front.exe has stopped working" so I presume closing it crashes it or something.

I did not touch the game for about 2 hours. I was pissed that I waisted 30 quid on this ♥♥♥♥, I could have bought some fans for my case, or some nice bitfenix alchamy pc leds or something, but I got this turd of a game.

I was met with the same crashes etc I have previously described, though less of them, and finnaly got into the singleplayer "campaign" (more like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ romp in the countryside of france but o well.........) .upon clicking the singleplayer button, it launches this kind of 3d scene that is paned around with a floating pov camera, It is quite nice, I presume its supposed to distract you from the long ass (really long, some like 3 minuites long) load times, though it doesn't. After the game finished loading and I was prompted to press any key or something to start the game, it crashed as soon as I tried to do that.

I launched the game etc. went into singleplayer, watched the pan around thing and perhaps watched a cutscene (I dont remember) and got into the game. The textures were not all as bad as the ones from the multyplayer matches, and sometimes the game looked quite nice, though its no crysis 1-3 or anything. The performance was still argueable, but okay.

The game fairly fun once it picked up (after the first mission or two, that were like noob friendly tutorials.

Some of the larger fights and things like explosions were impressive, mostly due to cryengine. but the enemy ai, ai in general was not great, it was fairly easy to just run up to enemies and shoot them in the face with a pistol. The stealth aspects of gameplay work fairly well, with takedowns and using enemies as human shields by grabbing them from behind, and I that the welrod (cant rember how to spell it) was in the game as a stealthy pistol rather than just making some wierd silenced luger or something silly. The combat, can be hard, so its rewarding when you dont die, and killing nazi's is fairly fun, its satisfying and headshots are fun, but the difficulty is not what makes surviving an encounter good, its that there are check points (why not quick saves.......cmon, games are getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I want to press f5 and have no worries, or if i ♥♥♥♥ it up, press f6 and reload the save) but the check points are very sprea out etc, and it just feels annoying, if a games combat outcomes rely on planning and tactics etc, quick save is needed, or at least an option when you press escape, but no, its just checkpoints, so if you decide to take on a group of enemies in a stealthy manner, an you spend like 3 minuites sneaking around, silently dispatching nazis, and then one sees you and alerts his friends and you die, you reload a checkpoint, spawning you miles from where you were, without whatever you picked up on the way, and all people you killed are back, so you try again, and if you ♥♥♥♥ it up, you load the checkpoint again............ its just not fun

The cutscenes:

The video quality sucks, instead of having it play out real time in the engine, the rendered it or something and recorded it, it is like something from an early 2000's ps2 game, or a bad 7th gen console game cutscene............... its not nice. But the content in the cutscenes is fairly good, the characters have some kind of personality and there is some humour to them,but they aren't super fleshed out but meh, I did not expect them to be. The sounds generally respond to what is going on etc in the cutscene, so if the characters are in a large room, it will echo etc.

The music:
I dont reallt remember any, so it wasnt great obviosly, but I think it was an orchestral score, which is always welcome, but its not john willaims calibre or anything, but its not bad.

controls:

I remember them working, and I think that they were rebindable, not sure, too lazy to check lol.

Well, im bored and kind remember what else i was going to wright.



IN SUMMARY:

Its not special, I wouldnt say its ♥♥♥♥♥, but its not great, 5/10.

GOOD GAME, but has issues. Some of the text is not gramatically correct and some of it does not quite make sense. Also, the controls are a bit odd. These factors lead me to believe that the game is from an Asain country, where they may not use the standard qwerty layout used in Europe and America, the text also leads me to beleive that is was translated from a different language. It is also very likely that the game is French, and was translated from French to English, as the two language options are French and English. If the translations were addressed and the controls had the option to be switched to a layout more familier to people from Britain or America perhaps, as q for left, d for right and z for jump are a bit confusing, i would personally prefer the wsad setup with space as jump. The games graphics, sound and artstyle are very nice and I will certainly buy this game.

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