Recent reviews by Frosty

> Be me
> Spawn in as employee
> Tasks are Scanner, Computers, and Pressure
>B Line to Scanner, as that is what I am familiar with
> Begin scanner
> Other players shuffle in and out, and I assure them Im fine on my own
>Friend walks in
>"Lemme help you Frosty"
>"No, you know I can do it on my own"
>MFW I am now dead and my friend is standing over my corpse with a screw driver

10/10 will never trust my friends again.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Thank you bungie.

Making my way to the captial.
An ogre appeared and we were actually doing really well against it.
Suddenly, it picks up my main mage and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yeets him into the river.
He then proceeds to hit the nasty drop kick ive ever seen on my warrior.
He then stand up, turns around, and hit me with the craziest uppercut I've ever seen.
Killing me instantly.
10 out of 10

The Flower man might just be the scariest thing I've ever encountered. 10/10

Space Tarkov go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I couldn't be happier with the game. I need 7 more achievements before 100% completing it. Just starting my NG+ 2 run and sure, there are some performance issues and what not, but at the end of the day, the game is beautiful. It's amazing. All I really wanna say is just try it for yourself, don't listen to anyone else. Form your own opinion and if you don't like what you get then just refund it.

Amazing Colony/Space ship crew manager. You can tell where the creators drew inspiration from rimworld in the creation of the game, but it is a completely different experience. 10/10 would recommend!

Let me start off by saying that I have never played a bloons game before, but this is an experience. I have had a lot of fun doing a couple private games with my friends, BUT, there is a huge issue in the public matches. (Which is the only way to gain xp by the way) Hackers. I have played 30+ matches and there is a glaring difference between someone who is playing normally, and a hacker. Let me paint this for you. I join a match with a VIP player, expect a great match. We get to round 23, he spawns a MOAB and it gets through. GG. The very next game is someone named AmberLeader39. Probably a new person on android or something. Hope in the match. Before I even place down a tower, there is already an infinite number of blue bloons headed towards me. and it does not stop. Hold out for a couple rounds but eventually the sheer, impossible amount of bloons causes me to loose. The game would be great, but when 80% of my matches have been pure hackers, it is gonna be an uninstall for me until this is fixed, or at least made apparent.

Be me
Spawn with three pawns
First game
Lets go.png
Get my miner to mine into a mountain as a bas because I think its cool
The next morning, the person with the most melee damage wakes up and decides he hate the mountains
Not cool man
Has a mental breakdown and decapitates the other two people in there sleep
Proceeds to shred his clothes and live in the wild

Best experience i have ever had in a game