Honestly Steam just wanted me to review something and thought I'd grab a low hanging fruit.

Its the game where you ♥♥♥♥ your sister, conquer Europe and reform the Hellenic faith just after the Pope gratefully sponsored you in establishing the Holy Roman Empire. During all of that, your child, born through extensive eugenics and possessing a Strong body, a Genius mind and being highly Attractive, will probably die of Cancer at the age of 4, leaving you with the Inbred idiot child that you sired with your sister as your only Heir. This is all right before the Aztecs sail in from America and start conquering France, Spain, Britain and Iceland. You then become bedridden and incapable with a disease that the Aztecs brought with them from America. During this, that one stupid Count with 25 Intrigue who you always hated will come along and at the last moment before your death, bribe all the voters to vote for him, causing him to now lead the Holy Roman Empire. He then proceeds to mismanage the realm to such an absurd extend that, when the Aztecs invade the HRE, you are the only one left to stand in their way, with that same Count trying to imprison you without any other reason other than it feeling like doing so. The HRE shatters, the Aztecs take your wife and your inbred son and sacrifice them to their gods. They then revoke all your titles, safe for 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ island on the other side of the World as you watch your life's achievements go up in flames. Finally, your court physician makes you an Eunech to cure your disease.

And finally after all that is done, the Count that ruined the HRE ransoms a random courtier that they took prisoner for 10 gold to you. He will ask this every month and as it turns out, he's got your entire court. You will be pestered by the man that ruined your creation, every month, until the end of your dynasty's days.

But before you die a random Nomad "Emperor" in the Steppes wants to marry one of your courtiers to one of his courtiers.

Honestly Steam just wanted me to review something and thought I'd grab a low hanging fruit. Its the game where you fuck your sister, conquer Europe and reform the Hellenic faith just after the Pope gratefully sponsored you in establishing the Holy Roman Empire. During all of that, your child, born through extensive eugenics and possessing a Strong body, a Genius mind and being highly Attractive, will probably die of Cancer at the age of 4, leaving you with the Inbred idiot child that you sired with your sister as your only Heir. This is all right before the [i]Aztecs[/i] sail in from America and start conquering France, Spain, Britain and Iceland. You then become bedridden and incapable with a disease that the Aztecs brought with them from America. During this, that one stupid Count with 25 Intrigue who you always hated will come along and at the last moment before your death, bribe all the voters to vote for him, causing him to now lead the Holy Roman Empire. He then proceeds to mismanage the realm to such an absurd extend that, when the Aztecs invade the HRE, you are the only one left to stand in their way, with that same Count trying to imprison you without any other reason other than it feeling like doing so. The HRE shatters, the Aztecs take your wife and your inbred son and sacrifice them to their gods. They then revoke all your titles, safe for 1 shitty island on the other side of the World as you watch your life's achievements go up in flames. Finally, your court physician makes you an Eunech to cure your disease. And finally after all that is done, the Count that ruined the HRE ransoms a random courtier that they took prisoner for 10 gold to you. He will ask this every month and as it turns out, he's got your entire court. You will be pestered by the man that ruined your creation, every month, until the end of your dynasty's days. But before you die a random Nomad "Emperor" in the Steppes wants to marry one of your courtiers to one of his courtiers.