I hope you're coming here with high expectations, so that you can leave with abysmal expectations.

The Greasy Strangler is hands down the best movie of our generation. A magnum opus. Alfred Hitchcock would perform fellatio on the director in a heartbeat. It's such a masterpiece of modern film making, that it should be required viewing in public schools.

"I need this oily, I need this to lubricate the world! I need this dog to have some grease on it, so that when I eat it, the grease will lubricate my throat!"