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Football managers are the heart and soul of football

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claiming to have 72.8gb of horse porn doesn't make you cool or hilarious, it just shows that you have an awful taste in horse porn. Horses only last for a minute or two tops when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, most horse porn is like 240p so they take up very little megabytes, if you have long 10-20 minute videos this isn't the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it is some girl just sucking on and jerking the soft ♥♥♥♥ of a horse for most of the 10-20 minute. most horse porn is poorly performed meaning the girls stand on the side and try to 'dildo' themselves with the horse ♥♥♥♥ rather than actually getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that's not in the spirit of horse porn. 80 gigabytes of that ♥♥♥♥ would be like 99% low quality videos of woman standing there fondling soft horse ♥♥♥♥, if you can even find 80 gigabytes to begin with.
Somehow horse porn is legal in the us but actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horses is a felony, it doesn't make sense. gays don't get stoned to death anymore, why are we being hypocritical towards people who ♥♥♥♥ horses?

Realistically, how large is Thanos's penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human's? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos's height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn't seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I'd had to wager a guess, I'd say it's a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I'd imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I've been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.

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Burger King voet sla. Het laatste wat je wilt vinden in je Burger King burger is iemands voetschimmel.
Maar wat is gebleken, dat kan zijn wat je krijgt.
Een 4channer uploadde een foto anoniem op de site, waar hij zijn voeten liet zit in een plastic bak met sla. Weliswaar had hij schoenen aan, maar dat is nog erger.

me computer crash when i lunch GTA 5 online after spending sometime in the session im also experiment with things to see what is causing tis

Does lightning mcqeen buy life insurance or car insurance?

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For years, I did not know how good my penis smelt. So I decided to rub my fingers on it and then smell my fingers and my penis smelt AMAZING. It smelt DELICOUS, so I licked it. IT TASTED SO GOOD. I licked it like a Popsicle and smelt it. I LOVED IT. So then I tried sucking it. What a mistake that was. When I sucked it, it felt so good. I licked the tip, smelt the ♥♥♥♥, and sucked the balls. But then ♥♥♥ started to come out, and it tasted SALTY! YUM! But then, after 1 Hour of giving myself the SUCC, My ♥♥♥♥ stopped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. OH NO! I SUCKED MY ♥♥♥♥ DRY! NOW HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO ♥♥♥♥ HOES? HOW. So I had to wait a month for all my semen to come back. What a mistake that was.

So remember kids, NEVER SMELL YOUR PENIS! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

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I've been subscribed to this subreddit for past two years and I noticed that not many of you care about USB Type-C. I take this technology pretty seriously. I will never ever buy a phone, laptop, tablet or any other piece of tech if it doesn't have Type-C. I don't care if it will be flagship, mid-range or budget. Type-C port became essential for me for obvious reasons. It's pretty sad that it's not widespread yet. There's been a situations when I needed to charge my phone but I couldn't because no one around had a Type-C charger, but I still don't give up on it.
To be honest, Type-C cables made my life easier. They are reversible, faster and much more powerful. People need to realize that it's not a gimmick. I try to slowly convert and replace all my house tech to Type-C.

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LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think Minecraft is the coolest game ever! What isn't great about a game that you can build in! And i think that it is great that it is also the first ever game invented and it's still popular! I think that everyone should play it because it is super fun and I think that it could be everyones favorite game ever it is the best by the way and I think that it is cool by the way and you should go plahy it! It is really cheap and if you dont like minecraft then you are dumb! Minecraft is super duper fun and no one can say anything to change my mind. So everyone play minecraft okay? It may be the best game ever and it is the best game ever play it now right now

Growing up as a white kid in a non-white neighborhood, I got a lot of bikes stolen from me. I would say over the course of my life I've had about 10-12 bikes stolen. This used to make me really sad, but in GTA San Andreas I got to role play stealing a bike from a white kid and riding off into the sunset with it. I had no idea it was so much fun to steal bikes from white kids. Now that GTA taught this to me I'm not sad about all my lost bikes, because I know how much joy stealing them from me brought to other people.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

hey, we could play some matches through evolve, it will be my first time. just to see how it works so i can add it to my guide if steam lets me some day lol.

In Western Saudi Arabia born and raised, On the streets of Jeddah was where I spent most of my days, Eatin' out laughin' playin' all cool, when a young Arab guy who was up to no good, started making trouble online when he felt he should, I got in one little fight and my friend got scared, He said, "You better buy a weapon before he gets there."

As soon as the convention starts and all the furries have entered, I'll detonate the bombs located within the Gay Pride pavilion and leak gas through the piping of the Furry Awards section. Then a group of people in poacher costumes will charge in through all entrances and gun down the building in gas masks. Everyone will be dead 3 minutes tops.
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can you please accept that just because youve slept with a few men that doesnt make you gay look i might like a bit of ♥♥♥♥ and ive sucked a few guys off but that doesnt make it gay because ♥♥♥♥♥ arent gay what really makes it gay is when you love the men but i dont love the men i only love their meaty rods and just because i let them ♥♥♥♥ me it doesnt mean im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so can you please stop spreading that ♥♥♥♥ seriously its really insulting and i am entirely straight so just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop okay if i didnt know better id say ur all closeted gays who label everything as gay to make yourself feel better you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faglords now STOP AND ♥♥♥♥ OFF

Yes. 13.
Some of you may be wondering, "but he has said he was 13 for a long time..." well, yes, you are correct on that matter.
The reason I did this was because 12 year olds receive a lot of "hate" for being "stupid" and "cringe." I did not want to be perceived that way.
I am actually quite smart. I have (almost) all a's and I play cello in an advanced orchestra at my school. I have many friends who were also 12 that are even more mature then me.
The only "cringe" thing I can see about myself is my weight. I'm only 13 and I weigh 140-150 pounds. I am really trying my best to lose weight. I am.
And last, why did I get on Reddit if I wasn't a teen? I act like a teen, and me and my parents refer to me as such. I never liked being called 12 as my perception of 12 year olds has been made negative by the internet. I feel better now that I am officially 13.
That is all.

You’re not beyond saving, kid. God can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my bible.. Not only am I extensively trained in performing communion, but I have access to the entire King James bible and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you clean of your sins, you misguided sinner. If only you could have known about the glory of god sooner, maybe you would have straightened your life out a long time ago. But you didn't, and now you’re invited to pray with me, you lost child of god. I will love you with all of the grace of god until you are baptized in his purifying waters. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saved, kiddo.

What in god's name did you just say about me, you non-believer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous volunteer missions during my youth, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in spreading the word of god and I’m the top tithe-bearer in the entire congregation. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will pray for you with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with sinning without consequence? Think again, Sinner. As we speak I am contacting my heavenly father who sees all; your life is being recorded so you better prepare for the afterlife, lost little lamb. The afterlife that will result in either eternal paradise or eternal torture.

Did you know Obama has been pouring steroids into our monster energy so we can get super manly? I vaped 30 grams of dank water vapor last night and took a hit of my monster and suddenly, my ♥♥♥♥ swelled up like a shotgun and started firing caps like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cork bottles, i was lifting so many weights my body physically sunk into the ground and I fell straight into china. I met this guru who taught me how to do Kung fu and because we were so high on monster and vapes, we got it done in 60 seconds. My American Eagle tattoo flew off my back and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropped bombs over ISIS and then we skateboarded some dank half pipes.

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i already have create 5000000 slice of cumcumber and sell to supermarket they very hapy!
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I'm really getting tired of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Every time I release a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dump I go to smell my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it smells like ♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥. I WAKE UP IN THE DAMN MORNING, TAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUMP AND SMELL MY ASS AND IT SMELLS ABSOULTELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVOLTING. IS THERE A CREAM OR HAND SANITIZER THAT I NEED TO USE? SOMEBODY PLEASE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELP ME BEFORE I SEE A DOCTOR. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE SEWING MY ASS SHUT.

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I'll take this profile like it's Jerusalem

My name is Donald Trump and I am the fastest Donald Trump alive. To the outside world, I am an ordinary Donald Trump, but secretly with the help of Donald Trumps in Donald Trump, I fight crime and find other meta-humans like Donald Trump. I hunted down the man who killed Donald Trump, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new Donald Trump, and I am the only one Donald Trump to stop them. I am Donald Trump.

who am i?
my name is Dom and I'm a 14 year old bisexual male to female human being who likes to film stuff, play video games, watch anime, chat with other people, and have fun.
my life isn't intresting unless if your talking about my hobbies. I probably have some mental problems in me cause I have special classes at my school and I've been told that my muscles weren't developed properly for some odd reason.
i'm not a great student, don't have the best grades. I get distracted easily, I don't pay attention because I daydream. Don't know why but, I guess you can say that's life.
I'm shy, I don't like talking to strangers. I would rather have people come up to me and start a conversation because I can't speak for the life of me.
(If you ever see me in the real world, come up to me and say "Hey Dom, nice weather we're having.")

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when can you tell us about exotic pets and mansions dlc? i read it in a leaked forum on youtube but it would be nice to boost the homes and not make the highest apartments in buildings in the city people wanna live in big houses you guys feel me i mean no disrespect becasue i love this game more than anything. and i want the hunting dlc to be out to you guys do great i also wanna point out you guys to not need to make the game 'AS EXPENSIVE" as it should be like all the discounts they should actually be that price i mean yeah people are gonna buy shark cards but you dont need to make it were people dont have to take all there hard earned money out of there pocket to pay for one super car or a office or etc. but like i said guys i mean no disrespect to anyone at rockstart and really hoping i could get some free money for subscribing to the news letter and in my opinion everyone deserves that kinda boost in money thanks for reading and appreciate you all for making a wonderful game

1929 was so much better, remember the '29s? the '29s were so much cooler, we had: fascism, fascism, fascism, fascism, fascism, fascism, painter Hitler, fascism, fascism what do kids have now? Nothing, the world died when the '29s died, all hope is lost this generation's kids, they don't know, they don't know, kids these days, they don't know