Alright, here's a story 'bout the most American of Cans there was... There once was an AmeriCan- ah who cares, you don't want this story, go do whatever you want.
But for real though, I play games sometimes, play quite a variety. If you're bored, give me a quick message, or don't, don't make much difference to me-
Here, take a crate for your troubles ->