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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 9:54am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 9:54am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:56am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2019 @ 6:44pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 1:26pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2019 @ 3:29pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:56am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 1:06pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2019 @ 12:51pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2019 @ 1:36pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 10:26am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 1:20pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2019 @ 5:27pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 9:53am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 May, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 11:26am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 4:48pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 11:51am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:41pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 9:13pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:52pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 6:56pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 9:31am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 2:09pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 1:33pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 9:28am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 8:00pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!