That was no ordinary Kek, sir. That was an Advanced Kek. A kind of kek we just heard for the first time ever, and quite frankly it scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, Iliterally ♥♥♥♥ my pants when it happened the vibrations were so strong. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ our pants is the last thing we need to worry about right now, sir. Is there an even more Advanced Kek out there, waiting to come out? What will happen when it does? Where will it come from? This Kek already brought down half of the buildings in downtown New York because it was so strong, I don't think we could handle an Even Stronger Kek. We need to find a way to counteract it, sir. A way to cancel out the vibrations The Great Kek will cause before it's too late, otherwise the whole world could experience the equivalent of a class 14 Earthquake. The only time the earth felt an Earthquake like that was when the dinosaurs died, and when that happened the dinosaurs died. We're talking about 35 foot tidal waves on every coastal city on every continent in the world. North America would be 20% underwater in minutes. Say goodbye to Californias sunny beaches, say goodbye to Jersey Shore, say goodbye to Spiderman, because they will all be wiped out once this thing strikes. Every volcanoe on the planet would simaltaneously errupt, blocking out the sun thus causing Earth to enter a new Ice Age, one that we predict could last for 100 million years. Humans would be wiped out, along with 70% of the species on Earth, within minutes. After an hour, the only things left living would be a species of fish indigenous to the Southern Indian Ocean, and all the animals in Central Africa. Don't worry, sir, I have a plan. We move every single stoner in the world to Central Africa. We get them really, really, really high, I mean Cheech and Chong times Snoop Dogg high, and then right before the Great Kek strikes, we tell them a joke, a joke only stoners would find funny. The combined vibrations of all their laughing should be enough to counteract the vibrations from the Great Kek. Will it work? I don't know, sir. But it's our only hope. There will be a lot of people there, sir, so we need to start gathering up enough weed to get everyone there high as a kite, and we need to start moving them to Africa right now. We can bring munchies and extra weed to keep them alive while we wait for it to happen. It could happen today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, a week, a year, I don't know when, sir, but it will happen, and we need to be prepared. The Great Kek will strike, and when it does, sir, nothing will be safe.