When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza o_O The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

✋♥✋♥✋♥✋♥✋♥ Heil me the ♥♥♥♥ up✋ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥✋✋ ♥♥♥♥ right✋✋there✋✋✋ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 💯i say so 💯 thats what im saluting about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋ ✋НEEƐEEEEEƐEEEΕЄЄЄᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉil✋ ✋✋ ✋ 💯 ✋ ♥ ♥ ♥ ✋✋♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

What ze ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze ♥♥♥♥ out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. I will ♥♥♥♥ Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Jude.

- REP VAC IS COMING!