🎇Happy New Year! 2023

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

I sexually Identify as the Dinkster. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of somebody ringing me to help assist them on their spy journey. People say to me that a person being the dinkster is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a magical umbrella that prevents me from my inevitable plunge into the ground . From now on I want you guys to call me “Dinky” and respect my right to have people ring me on a regular basis. If you can’t accept me you’re a Dinkaphobe and need to check your dinking privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hello, I am a nigerian prince. I have recently lost myself in the Americas. If you simply pay me around 2000 dollars in your United States currency, I will be on my way. I will then in turn repay you with the riches of my people.

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