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He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard p3nis push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
dubi dubi daba daba
màgico mi dubi dubi
boom boom boom boom boom
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃
How is it your ♥♥♥♥ is as hard as brass?
Cummybot Cummybot going to bust
Will it be ♥♥♥ or will it be rust?
Cummybot Cummybot filling me up
Your ♥♥♥♥ in my ass is like D’s in a B cup
Cummybot Cummybot back for round two
Shooting your ♥♥♥ like your ♥♥♥♥ has the flu
Cummybot Cummybot holding me tight
Thrust my cheeks with all of your might
Cummybot Cummybot lasting so long
I’m savouring every drop from your dong
Cummybot Cummybot making my rectum burst
Despite my bleeding, not ceased has my thirst
Cummybot Cummybot satisfied as can be
Makes me wonder how a string of code can be so manly.
WOULD RATHER HAVE A BUD LIGHT THAN A WIIIFE
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…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|
../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| Give This Man With a Nice Hat To Everyone
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