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I hate when you're losing your virginity and someone opens the coffin and yells "GET OUT!!" and then they say "think of the children" then your ♥♥♥♥ gets harder. You start to cast a spell SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE, YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IS A NOODLE They walk up to you and pull up a selfie stick with a claymore on it and then just "Say ♥♥♥♥♥♥" Then you get blown into Columbine high school, the 2 shooters sucided and then you whisper "My Turn" and then end up in Las Vegas and say "I'll give it a shot". And then some middle eastern pilot flies into your building but then you remembered Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams so you jump into the plane and get back into the coffin. ♥♥♥♥ those fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥s for disturbing you.