Recent reviews by Chad "The King" ThunderCuck

its dragon warrior monsters. literally the 3ds remake with a different plot, and DQ has always had garbage plots so thats not what youre here for. onlky gripe is the main character being a named and unchangeable or customizable character, yet still a mute protagonist because its cheaper and easier this way.

that said, it literally uses the same exact engine and mechanics as the 3DS remake of DWM2, so if you liked that youll like this, if not you wont. important to note however that all the actual online components have been stripped out of the game for no reason, so youll never get to have proper duels. but lets be real, you never did with the gameboy games either since you didnt know anyone with a copy of the game.

EDIT TO THE REVIEW: a few days the developer pushed a silent update of ~200Kb. all it was, was an anti-cheat that actively checks item and gold values and resets/invalidates them if they arent the expected value. this is a SINGLE PLAYER GAME. there is never an excuse for adding these kind of anti-features to a SINGLE PLAYER GAME, and there is never an excuse for pushing an "update" like this silently. now half my inventory is returning invalid object errors all over the screen because i wasnt willing to sit around for 6 hours waiting for my rats to make enough basic building supplies to actually build a few buildings. edit again: the developer literally just banned me from the forums for posting a thread asking about the silent patch that pushed an anti-cheat. steer clear, this is likely going to turn into some datamining or something else nefarious, as theres no other reason to be pushing silent anti-cheat updates on a single player game with no plans for multiplayer.


fun and cute, but horribly balanced. everything takes a ton of time and resources to make, resulting in you having 4-10 of every single resource producing building, which each use up 1 ratizen. eventually having a bunch of spare rats running around isnt an issue, except that you NEED those rats for explorations. there is no point where you feel like youre actually progressing, because enemies scale infinitely upwards with time while your stats pretty much just scale DOWN with time. literally all the weapons other than the starter sword and the 2 variants of said sword are utterly useless. there seems to be no way to gain intelligence experience aside from the random events that can give 200xp to 1 stat. "custom" options are highly limited with arbitrary selections and limitations, instead of say a 0-10,000% slider. starter outfits dont unlock properly, and the new halloween event requires rare mats that your rats will absolutely suck up in huge quantities, preventing you from doing it. instead of you know, JUST GIVING US HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS.

worst of all is the utterly terrible translation. you wouldnt think it would be an issue ina game like this, but then you get the "random" events (that arent random at all from what i can tell, i get the same events in the same order every seed.), and things like "rotting meat", where youre told a guy found a dead animal in the woods. the name of the event implies that the meat is rotting. your options are "thank the gods! get 10 meat and +1 (meaningless value) happiness for 1 day" or "stale meat is a sin! get -1 happiness (meaningless) for 1 day" so 1 option heavily implies youre gonna get diseases from it, but you get penalized for not choosing it? i believe this, and many other gibberish events, are the result of poor translation that massively hurts the games potential. no matter how fun the game is, if the people speak like cavemen and in pure gibberish, people will just go buy dwarfe fortress instead.

needs a LOT of work. less adding more ultra end game content thats virtually unobtainable, for the people who bought the game a year ago, and more making the game actually playable. i shouldnt need some 40-60 ratizens JUST to get basic clothing and actual food production going.

DAT BOOTY.

tons of effort put into the mechanics. absolutely none put into actually explaining any of these mechanics clearly.

they started with the microtransactions that were promised to not be a part of the game. stay away, developer is a liar just like all these "we have runescape at home" copy/pasters.

trash. not an idle game at all. you have to manually click every 5 seconds or so to progress.

its a pretty fun little game, but not worth the price. mostly because the "capital" map is designed in a way to be literally uncompletable, and maps last 20 minutes long in a poor attempt to stretch the game beyond the refund limit. the H-scenes are sparse with 2 per character, and the "endings" consist of just a single image with no accompanying text or story.

typical kemco trash. this time they left the P2W features in AND gave you a way to constantly get said premium currency. unfortunately, the game throws end game gear at you for using said premium currency which quickly turns the game into you 1 shotting everything. dont use it, and everything 1 shots you. there is no in between. story/writing is garbage and unreadable. each character is a single peronality trope, and you see the ending coming from about 2 hours in because they keep hammering home the obvious fact that the MC girl is "the choosen one" type character and you know where this goes.

i figured, hey, cute magical girls, how could it go wrong? well because its published by kemco, thats how it went wrong.

game was fun, but dead on arrival. absolutely noone to play with from day 1. the extremely limited character roster and gameplay options, coupled with a non existent online capability due to nobody ever playing, makes this a $2-5 game at most.


da waifus are cute tho.

too much praying to RNGesus. wanna use specific characters? too bad, you get a random selection. wanna use a specific build? too bad, its completely random what skills you can learn. there is no progression, just "unlocking" items to randomly spawn, most of which are useless garbage and just clutter up the item pool but you NEED to unlock them to unlock the good ones. half the characters rely on status effects which they themselves have no attacks to cause, and thus ONLY work with another specific character running a very specific build. about 3 hours in the entire game turns into machine translated, AI written gibberish. the plot makes no sense, likely because it was written by AI and it VERY much shows. some very, very strange sexualization of the main (like 8 year old) character during most of the "friendship" cutscenes, which they were clearly aware would not be cool as they try to censor" it by saying things like "dosent that make you an M?" instead of masochist, but thats honestly the most tame of these, its VERY creepy with the male characters.