Your team always consists of these 5 people:
1. You
2. Russian Guy
3. Another Russian Guy
4. Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

The enemy team aleways consists of these 5 people:
1. Professional CS Player who played since 1.6
2. Amazing Lucker who always lands the perfect nades
3. Spinbotter
4. Cheater who is fake-nicking KennyS
5. A noob who calls you a cheater and says his uncle @ valve will ban you


This makes for a perfectly balanced and fun game. Amazing gameplay and a lot of fun! There is nothing like getting tapped through the Dust2 mid doors by a spinbotter with autosniper every round... :D

Your team always consists of these 5 people: 1. You 2. Russian Guy 3. Another Russian Guy 4. Russian Guy who speaks English 5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother The enemy team aleways consists of these 5 people: 1. Professional CS Player who played since 1.6 2. Amazing Lucker who always lands the perfect nades 3. Spinbotter 4. Cheater who is fake-nicking KennyS 5. A noob who calls you a cheater and says his uncle @ valve will ban you This makes for a perfectly balanced and fun game. Amazing gameplay and a lot of fun! There is nothing like getting tapped through the Dust2 mid doors by a spinbotter with autosniper every round... :D