Recent reviews by Microsoft Excel

After almost 100 hours and 400 investigations

I still cannot identify the mimic

11/10

This game never gets boring, there are endless possibilities you have when you play this game.
In one match you play as an obese man who runs around with his sandwich,
in another match you do an entire conga line while an enemy scout just keeps doing the kazotsky kick p̶l̶e̸a̶s̶e̸ ̶f̷o̴r̴ ̶t̵h̷e̶ ̴l̸o̷v̴e̷ ̵o̵f̷ ̵S̴a̵x̸t̷o̷n̴ ̷H̶a̶l̸e̷ ̸c̸h̸a̶n̶g̷e̶ ̷t̵o̸ ̷t̴h̶e̴ ̷c̵o̵n̶g̴a̸ ̶i̵ ̷s̷w̵e̴a̷r̸ ̷i̴ ̴w̸i̴l̷l [REDACTED],
and in another one you are just playing the game, capping the intel or a control point.

in 3 words: play the Game