🟩 I Joined GlobeMC and Now My Skin Is Clear 🟩
Before GlobeMC I was jobless nationless girlfriendless and living in my uncle's attic eating rawrice
Then I logged into GlobeMC and within 48 hours I became a micronation warlord with three fakewives and a leafbased economy that generates passiveincome while I sleep

🌍 Played EarthMC once. Taxes. Lag. Depression.
🌎 Played GlobeMC. Enlightenment. Power. Barkbased currency.

This isn't a Minecraftserver
This is a geostrategic spiritual awakening through blockplacement and politicalbetrayal

🧠 Join GlobeMC
🚫 No mods
💯 No cap
😤 Just rawland conquest and Townybased violence

👉 www.globemc.net
Type /nation join [YOURNAME] and receive a complimentary dirtblock and emotionalvalidation
(deletethis after posting or the deal gets voided you imbecile)

going to take his steam wallet ID and download it onto my cain and abel, will then withdraw money directly from the card associated with his account lol, he said im 12, but im actually 24 and know how to withdraaw funds from someones bank

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep owes me like 15 bucks

Yes, I'm a gamer!

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a toyota. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Japan; home of the greatest toyobarus. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my wheels everywhere I go as training. I may not be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest depreciating piece of ♥♥♥♥ ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

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Tfw Cody unblocks and re-friends u for the 143nd time

Tfw Cody unblocks and re-friends u for the 142nd time

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“If you have an anime profile picture your opinion doesn’t matter”

-Hitler

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Get cod.

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

I fully support you in your quest to become a walrus

Weeyewwww weeeeyewww somebody got offended on the internet! 😭🤕🚑🚑🚑 Everybody say three nice ❤️ things to ĸalι, twirl around 💞💞💞and tap the "delete" button on your keyboard 💻 to make this post disappear! 👻 share this with five of your closest friends to show this sensitive 😢😢yet STRONG 💪🏻💪🏻individual you are united in your outrage!!! 🌎👫👭👬

+rep smells like leaves in autumn

pats

Thank you for your service 👍

Yeet yeet spaghetti

whichever one of you ♥♥♥♥♥ thought it would be a funny joke to find my mom on facebook and send her all my comments i’ve made, ♥♥♥♥ you. from the bottom of my heart. for the record, i’m a grey hat, and i have the power to find out who you are and make your life a living hell, like you’ve made mine.

consider this a warning, you’d be wise to not let it escalate further.
Yeet yeet spaghetti

dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte"

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T KNOW I'M BUSY AF AND I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAA

But I'm not homosexual nor your friend ( ͡°; ͜ʖ ͡;°)

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

This guy many cute kawaii/10

yummy ♥♥♥♥♥ juice

+produces good gay porn

-rep hacking ♥♥♥

This boi is gay af

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

+rep still pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fukn cute in 2018 tbh

No matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him. He used aimbots like they were going out of style, he would micspam like he was going to be killed if he didn't, and he would bust a nut on his monitor everytime he thought he won, but in reality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost, because he is an uneducated piece of ♥♥♥♥ who assumes he's good at games, but actually has no idea how to play them. Do I reccomend this player to you? No. Do I ever want to be in a game with this player again? No. Do I think this player should have ever even gone near Steam, or the Internet in general? No I do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. There is nothing you can do. This person is an absolute madman. I do not reccomend you ever attempt to play any game, ever, with this person, and on top of all of this, he attempted to scam me out of my knife. But did I let that happen? No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't.

merry christmas you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :^)

♥♥♥♥♥ ill ♥♥♥♥ u bare anyday ill actually give you a coupon <3 <3 <3

Merry Early Christmas!

I noticed chu onii-chan! <3

hey im 14 i have cancer and i know im gonna die and i made it to disney because my parents and i swear this is true but this is what my parents cant help me with i have never had sex or even seen a vigina i just really want to so if you are a girl dont care what age please send me a pic my snapchat is multicody10 please dont red flag this but if u help thank you i swear to god im not fake or a bot so please

Im 👼 daddy's 💜💦🍆 little fidget spinner 💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up ☝ and puts me on 🔛 his huge 😔💦 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrr 😮😮 I get 🉐 so 🆘 dizzy 💫 but daddy 💞 keeps me spinning 💫 me until I squirt ⛲⛲ leaving me all wet 💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside ⬜ me 😮 God I'm such a 😮 spinny 😣 dizzy 😡 little slut for daddy!

You see that VAC ban down there? That was from TF2 years ago. I was young and stupid then, and that ban sobered me up to the reality that hacking is stupid. Some people learn things the easy way; I just happened to learn the hard way

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life